Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 54 50.9%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 15 14.2%
  • No

    Votes: 12 11.3%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 25 23.6%

  • Total voters
    106

WeeScottishLassie

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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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I have gone to the old jokes home again.....

Don't you just hate it when someone knocks on your door and then starts telling you that you need to be 'saved' or you'll 'burn'.
Bloody firemen.
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I ordered some tablets to stop premature ejaculation a month ago. They still haven't come.
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Apparently they're in dire straits.
Mark and David Knopfler.
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I divorced my wife when I discovered that she was going round all the bars in town every night.
To be fair though, she was looking for me!
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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More old jokes.

Got home from the pub at 3 o'clock this morning.
The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin.
I said to her, "what the hell are you doing baking at this time of the night" ?
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We were getting a bit low on food so I made a nice curry with ginger but the kids refused to eat it, they really loved that cat.
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Marriage is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them.
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Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that, as both a husband and a father, I can say anything I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the f*cking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
 
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