Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 56 50.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.4%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 27 24.3%

  • Total voters
    111

sherbetbizarre

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Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
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My wife, Minnie, and I are living evidence of the truth of this advice.

She won't let me own a cat, though. :(
My Mrs won't let me own a dog either which would cheer me up no end .. she's right though .. owning a dog and caring for it correctly is expensive these days and unkind if you don't do that properly.
 

IbisNibs

Exotic animal, sort of . . .
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Couldn't you have posted that picture file in thumbnail size, Swifty?
(Alas, the dancing poo icon is gone!)
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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(another visit to the old jokes home)

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.
They said it would be like winning the lottery!
To my horror they were right... we had six matching balls.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Well, That's me now in Hospital.

After spending the last 12 months of lockdowns, isolation, and going stir crazy I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in ages.
It turned out to be one big mistake!

I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was fine.

But then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup, the horse was then going like the clappers with me on the ground with my foot stuck in the stirrup.
The horse just would not stop it was out of control I've never known anything like it!

Thankfully the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine.
He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins, so I wouldn't try to ride the machine again.
 

uair01

Justified & Ancient
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Stolen from the net:
The old joke was that the way to keep a baptist from drinking all your beer when fishing is to bring a second baptist.
 

IbisNibs

Exotic animal, sort of . . .
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Disturbing, hilarious, and so appropriate for our times.
 
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