Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 56 50.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.4%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 27 24.3%

  • Total voters
    111

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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uair01

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Stolen from the net:
The old joke was that the way to keep a baptist from drinking all your beer when fishing is to bring a second baptist.
 

IbisNibs

Exotic animal, sort of . . .
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Disturbing, hilarious, and so appropriate for our times.
 

Eyespy

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Genuine incident - When taking part in a Health & Safety course at work on lifting heavy objects the trainer pointed to a large heavy box and said show me how would you move that? I promptly turned to my deputy and said "Jo will you pick that up and move it" (She did reply "He f******g would too!")
As a former safety trainer I can confirm that you are not the first to have made the witticism.
 
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