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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 55 50.9%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 15 13.9%
  • No

    Votes: 12 11.1%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 26 24.1%

  • Total voters
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Nosmo King

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That looks like some kind of horrendous sat-nav mistake.
Doesnt look as funny from the front

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Weymouth?
Could be, i remember there being something on the news a few months ago about the council not knowing what to do about the track which are still there even though they have been unused for decades
 

JamesWhitehead

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I was going to mention our own shared roads in the Manchester area but the Metrolink trams are babies, compared to the monster in the picture!

Instead, here's a page about Cow-catchers, Pilots and Anti-climbers!

"The pilot was invented by Charles Babbage in the 19th century, during his period of working for the Liverpool and Manchester Railway. However, Babbage's invention was not constructed, and it is uncertain whether later manufacturers were aware of Babbage's idea."

Yes, that Charles Babbage! :salute:
 

Cochise

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Now I have a bit of a problem with horses. A friend of mine was trying to help me with this until lockdown, but this quote I came across in a book sums up my attitude rather well:

"It seems to me, clambering over an animal that might reasonably be expected to begrudge the inconvenience, and then being at the thing's mercy to keep you alive, is an object lesson in lunacy."
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The Judge asks her, 'First offender?'
She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
Nobody would pay to have a potato on them!
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
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LADDER...... I MEANT LADDER!
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gordonrutter

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I was going to mention our own shared roads in the Manchester area but the Metrolink trams are babies, compared to the monster in the picture!

Instead, here's a page about Cow-catchers, Pilots and Anti-climbers!

"The pilot was invented by Charles Babbage in the 19th century, during his period of working for the Liverpool and Manchester Railway. However, Babbage's invention was not constructed, and it is uncertain whether later manufacturers were aware of Babbage's idea."

Yes, that Charles Babbage! :salute:
Babbage invented loads of things but were any of them built during his lifetime?
 
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