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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 59 51.3%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 13.9%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.4%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 28 24.3%

  • Total voters
    115

Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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(Yet another visit to the old jokes home)

A mate of mine was working as a clown at a circus and they sacked him for no reason! He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
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A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a frog.
Surprisingly, the frog says to the man, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.”
The old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.”
The old man says to the frog, “Hey, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog!”
 

Swifty

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IN the late 70's my mother was
on her knees digging in the
garden when she lost her wedding
ring. Forty years later her son (my
brother) was digging in the exact same
part of the garden when he dropped to
his knees and sharted in his shorts and
all down the back of his legs.
Coincidence? Perhaps,
perhaps not.
Chris Owen,
Maidstone


When I went on a school trip
to France, one of my friends
threw a letter in a bottle off the side
of the ferry. I know this was fifteen
years ago but I've decided that if I
were to find it, I wouldn't tell him.
Jayne,
Rochester
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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So, Disneyland has got a new ride called "Viagra".
You have to wait an hour for a 2 minute ride.
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An old man goes into the doctors and asks for some Viagra pills, but could he cut them in half?
The doctor says "They won't be of any use if you only take half of one!"
The old man replies "Listen son, I'm 87, I don't want them for sex - I just want to stop peeing on my shoes!"
 

Swifty

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My Grandad was the first one to spot that giant iceberg and kept shouting to everyone to warn them about it but it was too late and then the TITANIC hit it. Which is why we're now both banned from our local cinema.
 
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