Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
- Jul 30, 2005
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Funnily enough, that's what happened to him! He was at a work's night out when he saw a guy standing at the bar with his shoelaces undone. A normal person would say "excuse me mate, but your lace is untied" and leave it at that. But not him, he called the manager over and started lecturing him about selling booze to people who were too drunk to tie their laces. That was just the start, he was constantly nipping at the guy and demanding to know why his lace was undone "Are you too drunk? Do you actually know how to ties your laces?"What a total dickhead. If he tried that conversational gambit down the Dog and Duck he'd be picking his teeth up in no time.
The bloke decided to leave and idiot started ranting about how he better not be driving as he couldn't even tie his laces and followed him out to make sure. A short while later someone came in and asked the bar staff to call an ambulance as someone just had the shit kicked out of him in the car park. Broken nose, split lip, bruised ribs - as someone said "It's a pity they didn't break his jaw, we might have got some peace for a while."