Humour & Jokes

Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 56 50.5%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.4%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 27 24.3%

  • Total voters
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Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Mythopoeika

I am a meat popsicle
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With all the hype in the media about possible shortages over the festive season resulting in panic buying, it has been suggested that it might be a good idea for men to bring their Christmas shopping forward to the 23rd December.
Isn't that a misandrist joke?



^ Just kidding!
 

MercuryCrest

The Severed Head of a Great Old One.
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I just remembered a few from my pub days....

Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."

Confucius say, "Man with hard-on who walk sideways through airport turnstile is going to Bangkok."

And my personal favorite:
Confucius say, "Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk."
 

uair01

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New German goverment party leaders (I think).
Twitter commenter says that trousers are either too long or too short. And that they don't know how to stand in public :)
Johannes C. Bockenheimer - @JCBockenheimer

Even my trousers are better, thanks to the local Turkish tailor.
And as a choir singer I was taught to stand like nr. 3 from left and "to not hold your hands in front of your crotch".
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