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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 57 50.4%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.2%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.6%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 28 24.8%

  • Total voters
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Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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I was offered sex today by a beautiful young lady. In exchange, all I had to do is advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on any forum of which I'm a member.
Of course, I declined because I am a person of high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as WonderKleen, the incredibly strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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(A long awaited return visit to the old jokes home)

What do you call a dog with no legs? – It doesn’t matter, he’s not coming.

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears? - Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

6.30 is the best time on my clock, hands down.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

So my last girlfriend dumped me because she said i was always trying to get the titles of computer games into our conversations.
What a ridiculous thing to Fallout 4.
 

gordonrutter

Within reason
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WARNING: NSFW
No, really. And do not view if you are easily offended.

Here's a little natural voice processing test that appeals across many fronts.

And yes, I do have the sensibilities of a 13 year old.
You can also check out Welsh for one hundred, one hundred, one hundred. If you’re feeling immature and are not at work…
 

Gene Hunt73

Fire up the Quattro.
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Food Photographer of the year goes once again to Captain Birdseye for making a bin-dried sanitary towel look like a fat juicy slab of fresh meat.
It's the lies i find hard to forgive :(

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After a couple of Vodka and Tonics..
That looks appetising with a bit of HP sauce and a round of bread!
 

maximus otter

Recovering policeman
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Food Photographer of the year goes once again to Captain Birdseye for making a bin-dried sanitary towel look like a fat juicy slab of fresh meat.
It's the lies i find hard to forgive :(

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l don’t think that l’d be able to swim, dance or ride a bike with that in my chuddies.

maximus otter
 
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