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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 57 50.4%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 14.2%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.6%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 28 24.8%

  • Total voters
    113

titch

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Saw an actually funny inscription on a birthday card the other day.

"Don't worry about the past, it is done.
Don't worry about the future, it is unknowable.
Don't worry about the present, I didn't get you one."

Which reminds me of one of my favourite examples of the ambiguity of the English language:

"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."
 

titch

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I was at the ceremony of the keys last night, as a beefeater lead us into the dreaded tower she told us all about the ceremony and the benefits of being a yeoman wander, one of the perks is you get a bottle of gin and your partner gets a bunch of flowers, with great delight she told us her husband is in the parachute regiment. She said she loved her job.
 
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