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Do you have a GSOH?

  • Yes

    Votes: 60 51.7%
  • Sometimes

    Votes: 16 13.8%
  • No

    Votes: 12 10.3%
  • What's a GSOH?

    Votes: 28 24.1%

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Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Tigerhawk

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I have no idea why, but the phrase 'that stupid hat' is making me giggle like a loon.
Well I hadn't found it funny ... but I'm now laughing at you because you are laughing at it. :hahazebs: I mean I know laughing is infectious but it's the internet I can't actually hear you, how silly. I hope the covid posts aren't as catching!
And you have set me of now!
My job here is done...
 

Trevp666

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Trevp666

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New rules for F1 for 2022 lead to a dramatic change to the look of the cars with greatly reduced bodywork evident as the new prototypes hit the track for a testing 'shakedown'.
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Bigphoot2

Not sprouts! I hate sprouts.
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In the days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a drooling, hunchbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, foul-smelling, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. "Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."
"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, won a Silver Medal in the middleweight boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor he was a fraud."
 

escargot

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In the days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."
Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a drooling, hunchbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, foul-smelling, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. "Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."
"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, won a Silver Medal in the middleweight boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file. Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor he was a fraud."
That came up on my Facebook 'Memories' feed this morning, with the last line 'Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to fuck off.'
 
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