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In FT 387, Peter Brookesmith mentioned this story:
The facts
Basically, one scientist was annoyed at NASA censoring of the female figure on the Pioneer plate, so in retaliation in the 1980s he broadcast the sound of ballerinas' contracting vaginas to Epsilon Eridani and Tau Ceti, among others. The denizens of those two star systems would have got an earful in the mid-to-late-1990s.
I'm certain this is why extraterrestrials have never visited Earth.
The facts
Basically, one scientist was annoyed at NASA censoring of the female figure on the Pioneer plate, so in retaliation in the 1980s he broadcast the sound of ballerinas' contracting vaginas to Epsilon Eridani and Tau Ceti, among others. The denizens of those two star systems would have got an earful in the mid-to-late-1990s.
I'm certain this is why extraterrestrials have never visited Earth.