Is The Queen Dead?

titch

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It was all over Facebook last Christmas and new year, somehow I doubt it is true
 

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It was all over Facebook last Christmas and new year, somehow I doubt it is true
Ah! I'm a bit late to it then. I doubt it's true too - however i thought it was worth sharing :)
 

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You should maybe put a poll at the top of the thread so we can vote on it.

1 Yes, she is.
2 No way.
3 Neither. She is of the undead.
 

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You should maybe put a poll at the top of the thread so we can vote on it.

1 Yes, she is.
2 No way.
3 Neither. She is of the undead.
4 She has been replaced by a robot.
 

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Even if she were, I doubt the currency would catch up on the fact. She's on almost everything we spend, and she's not even our head of state. Oh, hang on ...
 

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Presumably everyone on the Forum has seen this...if not, around a quarter-of-a-million Youtube users have watched these curious little videos.

 

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Are these the same screwballs who keep claiming Paul McCartney died in '66?

Everybody needs a hobby.
 

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I hadn't seen those videos so thanks for sharing
 

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Do they put them in straw-filled cardboard boxes with their names daubed on their backs in white emulsion?
The Queen's has a special guard to keep Prince Charles away from it ever since the time he left it out for the binmen to collect.
 

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"Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,
"Examine your bonfire before you incend her.
"Lizzie and Charlie may slumber beneath it;
"It's Treason to light one and Gypsy to eat it!"

This ancient rhyme may be a tad incorrect. :slapd:
 
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I have heard speculation that Charles may abdicate in favor of Prince William. Anything to that, or is it just rubbish?
 

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I have heard speculation that Charles may abdicate in favor of Prince William. Anything to that, or is it just rubbish?
Depends to whom you listen. According to Private Eye (among others) Charles is preposterously self-centred, and has coveted the throne for so long he'd seize it even if he himself was on his deathbed. There is, apparently, genuine antipathy between the Queen and Charles. But then what do we know?
 

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4 She has been replaced by a robot.
One of my favourite Phillip K. Dick novels is Now Wait For Last Year, in which the leader of earth keeps dying, and secret agents have to repeatedly pull in copies of him from other dimensions to keep the appearance of political stability.
 

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There have been other rumors of the deaths of British monarchs deaths
being hastened or delayed to fit in with some event or other, any one
remember Tito I always thought he was long dead before they announced it.
 

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I reckon HM is a Canine Alien rather than Reptilian. Mostly likely a sentient Corgi from Sirius.
 

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Depends to whom you listen. According to Private Eye (among others) Charles is preposterously self-centred, and has coveted the throne for so long he'd seize it even if he himself was on his deathbed. There is, apparently, genuine antipathy between the Queen and Charles. But then what do we know?
We know he's bonkers. We can also see how his eldest son is being groomed as a monarch much more along the Danish and Swedish monarchy models and how his (*cough*) youngest becomes more a 'man of the people' every day.
 
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We know he's bonkers. We can also see how his eldest son is being groomed as a monarch much more along the Danish and Swedish monarchy models and how his (*cough*) youngest become more a 'man of the people' every day.
And don't forget to factor in that Eric Julien will shortly - possibly even as I write this - be replacing William to then become king. It's all very interesting.
 
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