we went to watch Octopussy at the cinema, blowed up condoms and patted them down onto the heads of other cinema goers from the balcony we were sitting on
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The former Mr Snail and I once dumped the brood on the grampies and went to a matinee of Chariots of Fire. To our delight, when we looked down from the Balcony we spotted my sister and her husband immediately below us in the Stalls.
As the place was nearly empty Sis and Hubby had our full attention. We rained litter down on them throughout the film - sweet wrappers, orange peel, lolly sticks, tissues, whatever shite was lying around.
We thought they'd soon move but they didn't, as Bro in Law was determined to
catch the little bastards at it, identify them and kick their arses. So they kept looking up and catching facefuls of rubbish, getting angrier and angrier.
I thought they'd know it was us but they didn't, and afterwards we hurried out and I kept schtum.
So it was 20 years before Sis told me one day how some kids had pelted them with crap at the cinema all through the fillum and caused a HUGE row between them. I said 'Oh yeah, that was me!'
She told me all about how furious Bro in Law'd been and what he was going to do to those little brats when he caught them. He went on about it for years.