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In wimbledon they have a new roof
And our tennis stars remain aloof
 

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ArthurASCII said:
In wimbledon they have a new roof
And our tennis stars remain aloof
And when tossing their balls
 

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In wimbledon they have a new roof
And our tennis stars remain aloof
And when tossing their balls
Or flashing their 'smalls'
 

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In wimbledon they have a new roof
And our tennis stars remain aloof
And when tossing their balls
Or flashing their 'smalls'
They're all winners - and that's the troof.

(Oh dear, I am sorry)

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Jackson's conspiracies do go on,
 

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Jackson's conspiracies do go on,
Those in the know say he faked it and was gone,
 

ArthurASCII

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Jackson's conspiracies do go on
Those in the know say he faked it and was gone
To escape all his troubles
 

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ArthurASCII said:
Jackson's conspiracies do go on
Those in the know say he faked it and was gone
To escape all his troubles
He absconded with Bubbles
 

ArthurASCII

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Jackson's conspiracies do go on
Those in the know say he faked it and was gone
To escape all his troubles
He absconded with Bubbles
In an old hollowed-out melotron.

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The conspiracy theory is dead!
 

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The conspiracy theory is dead!
In fact it's been turned on its head!
 

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The conspiracy theory is dead!
In fact it's been turned on its head!
So now the lunatic fringe
 

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The conspiracy theory is dead!
In fact it's been turned on its head!
So now the lunatic fringe
Are starting to whinge
 

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The conspiracy theory is dead!
In fact it's been turned on its head!
So now the lunatic fringe
Are starting to whinge
While they wrap Bacofoil round their heads instead

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The actress once said to the bishop
 

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The actress once said to the bishop
Have you heard this here brand new mash-up?
 

ArthurASCII

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The actress once said to the bishop
Have you heard this here brand new mash-up?
It's a spiritual rap
 

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The actress once said to the bishop
Have you heard this here brand new mash-up?
It's a spiritual rap
A la Spinal Tap
 

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The actress once said to the bishop
Have you heard this here brand new mash-up?
It's a spiritual rap
A la Spinal Tap
And is guaranteed to clear that rash up.


Swine-flu fever it seems is quite rife
 

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Swine-flu fever it seems is quite rife
From the south to as far north as Fife
 

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Swine-flu fever it seems is quite rife
From the south to as far north as Fife
It's spread by Facebooking
 

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Swine-flu fever it seems is quite rife
From the south to as far north as Fife
It's spread by Facebooking
And Al Fresco cooking
 

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Swine-flu fever it seems is quite rife
From the south to as far north as Fife
It's spread by Facebooking
And Al Fresco cooking
So will cause you nothing but strife.

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I've just heard the funniest thing!
 

ArthurASCII

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I've just heard the funniest thing!
In India, a chap name of Singh
 

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I've just heard the funniest thing!
In India, a chap name of Singh
Says he saw saucers landing
 

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I've just heard the funniest thing!
In India, a chap name of Singh
Says he saw saucers landing
And now he's demanding
 

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I've just heard the funniest thing!
In India, a chap name of Singh
Says he saw saucers landing
And now he's demanding

That they don't stick a probe up his ring


Forty years ago man went to the moon
 

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Forty years ago man went to moon
Arriving sometime just after noon
 

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Forty years ago man went to moon
Arriving sometime just after noon
But he had to go back
 

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Forty years ago man went to moon
Arriving sometime just after noon
But he had to go back
'cos he'd forgotten to pack
 

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Forty years ago man went to moon
Arriving sometime just after noon
But he had to go back
'cos he'd forgotten to pack
A big, purple party balloon.

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"We're being watched!" did cry spaceman Neil,
 

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"We're being watched!" did cry spaceman Neil,
I know cos I've read author John Keel
 

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"We're being watched!" did cry spaceman Neil,
I know cos I've read author John Keel
And guess what we'll find
 
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