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#61
escargot1 said:
"We're being watched!" did cry spaceman Neil,
I know cos I've read author John Keel
And guess what we'll find
It's all in the mind!
I'm off to watch "Deal or No Deal!"

(Sorry couldn't resist breaking with etiquette, s'not often I can come up with two lines, let alone one!)

Aldrin sez there's summit on Phobos



mooks out
 

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#63
Aldrin sez there's summit on Phobos
Where the aliens take us to probe us,
But their invitation
 
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#65
escargot1 said:
Aldrin sez there's summit on Phobos
Where the aliens take us to probe us,
But their invitation
To bottom-impregnation
Was once called a visit from an incubus!


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There once was a polt named McKenzie
 

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#66
There once was a polt named McKenzie
Who worked himself up in a frenzy
 

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#70
Moooksta said:
There once was a polt named McKenzie
Who worked himself up in a frenzy
When throwing Mook's pants

And ignoring Scargy's rants
Made the forks and the spoons go all bendzy.
 

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#75
Until now we were doing just fine,
Said mooks, the fault was all mine
After typing a phrase,
 

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#76
Until now we were doing just fine
Said mooks, "the fault was all mine"
"After typing a phrase"
"I'm afraid a malaise"
 

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#77
Until now we were doing just fine
Said mooks, "the fault was all mine"
"After typing a phrase"
"I'm afraid a malaise"
"Made me inhale a whole bottle of wine"

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Dick tied a ribbon round his spoon
 

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#79
Dick tied a ribbon round his spoon
And started to bay at the moon
But sadly, mid-bark
 
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#80
Dick tied a ribbon round his spoon
And started to bay at the moon
But sadly, mid-bark
The moon turned quite dark
 

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#81
Dick tied a ribbon round his spoon
And started to bay at the moon
But sadly, mid-bark
The moon turned quite dark

and he lost his place in the tune


The Moon is a beautiful sight,
 

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#84
The Moon is a beautiful sight,
So I'll treat you all to it tonight
It's huge round and pale,
So you can e-mail
 

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#85
The Moon is a beautiful sight,
So I'll treat you all to it tonight
It's huge round and pale,
So you can e-mail
Me a photocopy of yours to admire by lamplight

(very sorry)

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Knowledge is a terrible thing
 

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#88
Knowledge is a terrible thing
Especially of your ding-a-ling!
email Tracy a snap
Of it sat in your lap
 
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Knowledge is a terrible thing
Especially of your ding-a-ling!
email Tracy a snap
Of it sat in your lap
When it gets there her lap top will PING!

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I don't believe we ascended from apes!
 
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