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GNC

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I could certainly ditch the T.V.
It's nothing but depravity
I'd keep my internet
For the porn, I'd bet
 

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I could certainly ditch the T.V.
It's nothing but depravity
I'd keep my internet
For the porn, I'd bet
for sure, what else is there to see.

I just me a lady called Daniels
 

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I just met a lady called Daniells.
The one who writes dodgy sex manuals?
That's her, and she said
 

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I just met a lady called Daniells.
The one who writes dodgy sex manuals?
That's her, and she said
"Your face has gone red"
 

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I just met a lady called Daniells.
The one who writes dodgy sex manuals?
That's her, and she said
"Your face has gone red"
"grab a hold NO, NOT THEM. Here, my Spaniels'.

So I walked away with a black eye
 

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I just met a lady called Daniells.
The one who writes dodgy sex manuals?
That's her, and she said
"Your face has gone red"
"And your tongue's hanging out, like a spaniel's!"

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I caught you when you weren't looking.......
 

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So I walked away with a black eye
Muttering "One can but try...."
She left me her number,
and tonight while I slumber
 

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So I walked away with a black eye
Muttering "One can but try...."
She left me her number,
and tonight while I slumber
I'll dream of success by and by,

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Your chat up line might need improving
 

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Your chat up line might need improving
your rough edges also need smoothing
Gentle romancing
Should prove chance enhancing
 

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Your chat up line might need improving
your rough edges also need smoothing
Gentle romancing
Should prove chance enhancing
or dancing, how is your moving ?

Look Ma, there's a drone in the sky

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Look Ma, there's a drone in the sky
Ruining holidays way up high
Is Putin to blame?
Not his sort of game
But Corbyn, now there's the guy.

It's strong booze and mistletoe time


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It's strong booze and mistletoe time
As we're reduced to primordial slime
with motives unclear
 

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It's strong booze and mistletoe time
As we're reduced to primordial slime
with motives unclear
Curse that rancid beer!
The way folk behave is a crime.

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Oh no! Not that photo of me
 

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Oh no! Not that photo of me
Strutting in the nude with great glee!
My mistake - it's George Clooney
 

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Oh no! Not that photo of me
Strutting in the nude with great glee!
My mistake - it's George Clooney
or some other loony
 

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Oh no! Not that photo of me
Strutting in the nude with great glee!
My mistake - it's George Clooney
or some other loony
Behaving inappropriately!

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Just what did they think they were doing?
 

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Just what did they think they were doing?
With those parcels they were ungluing?
Old Santa will rage
 
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