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Just what did they think they were doing?
With those parcels they were ungluing?
Old Santa will rage
Black book -"naughty" page!
 

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Just what did they think they were doing?
With those parcels they were ungluing?
Old Santa will rage
Black book -"naughty" page!
The elves will be hissing and booing.
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A wily old psychic called Fred
 

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A wily old psychic called Fred
Contacts dead reds under the bed
His Stalin discussion
 

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A wily old psychic called Fred
Contacts dead reds under the bed
His Stalin discussion
Got Corbyn's mates blushin'
Old Joe can still fill them with dread.

But Karl Marx will never come through
 

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Posted this in the Good Stuff Online thread, but maybe it's better here:
Limerick show

Michael Palin on limericks (he wrote a book of them). Very amusing (and rude in some examples).

Oh, yeah, and...

But Karl Marx will never come through
He has too much frugging to do
Drones over Gatwick
Sounding like Mildred Natwick
 

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Posted this in the Good Stuff Online thread, but maybe it's better here:
Limerick show

Michael Palin on limericks (he wrote a book of them). Very amusing (and rude in some examples).

Oh, yeah, and...

But Karl Marx will never come through
He has too much frugging to do
Drones over Gatwick
Sounding like Mildred Natwick
Would he have predicted them, too?

(Thanks for the link GNC, I shall have a look.)

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Still awaiting the Red Revolution?
 

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Posted this in the Good Stuff Online thread, but maybe it's better here:
Limerick show

Michael Palin on limericks (he wrote a book of them). Very amusing (and rude in some examples).
That was very funny, I loved it!

There's a post on a Facebook Radio 4 fan page complaining about the vulgarity. Just one, and everyone else ripped the piss out of him. I may have to write one about him.
 

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But Karl Marl will never come through
He has too much frugging to do
Drones over Gatwick
Sounding like Mildred Natwick
Would he have predicted them, too?

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Still awaiting the Red Revolution?
 

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That was very funny, I loved it!

There's a post on a Facebook Radio 4 fan page complaining about the vulgarity. Just one, and everyone else ripped the piss out of him. I may have to write one about him.
That Palin show was real good
I enjoyed the rhyming that was rude
Anyone who's a pain
And decides to complain
Is probably typing in the nude.
 

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Still awaiting the Red Revolution?
(the pinkos run round in confusion)
Their faces turn puce
 

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Still awaiting the Red Revolution?
(the pinkos run round in confusion)
Their faces turn puce
and they shout 'what's the use?'
 

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That Palin show was real good
I enjoyed the rhyming that was rude
Anyone who's a pain
And decides to complain
Is probably typing in the nude.
I somehow didn't quite get the the huff
Though I listened to the show in the buff
Such creative profanity
Encouraged my vanity
And now I can't wait to mention my muff!
 

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Still awaiting the Red Revolution?
(the pinkos run round in confusion)
Their faces turn puce
and they shout 'what's the use?'
'We all know it's a foregone conclusion!'

So it's nearly New Year and I'm thinking
 

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So it's nearly New Year and I'm thinking
it's about time that I gave up drinking.
Total life review?
Nah, too much to do
 

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So it's nearly New Year and I'm thinking
it's about time that I gave up drinking.
Total life review?
Nah, too much to do
And the time that is left keeps on shrinking.....

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Is that the Grim Reaper I see?
 

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Is that the Grim Reaper I see?
Does he want a nice cup of tea
With a stale mince pie?
or should I wish you 'goodye' ?
 

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Is that the Grim Reaper I see?
Does he want a nice cup of tea
With a stale mince pie?
or should I wish you 'goodbye' ?
Let's send him to GNC! :rollingw:

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A sweet old lady, that's me!
 

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A sweet old lady, that's me!
I definitely don't smell of pee.
'cause these days there's Tena
Even if I've had senna?
 

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A sweet old lady, that's me!
I definitely don't smell of pee.
'cause these days there's Tena
Even if I've had senna?
I think so. You'll just have to see.

Oh dear, that's the Devil a knocking
 
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