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INT21

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Oh dear, that's the Devil a knocking
That's quite a beret he's rocking.
That confirms it -he's French!
But that sulfurous stench ?
 

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Oh dear, that's the Devil a knocking
That's quite a beret he's rocking.
That confirms it -he's French!
But that sulfurous stench ?
Their cuisine gives you wind, something shocking!

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The Mediterranean Diet
 

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The Mediterranean Diet
You, fatty, really should try it!|
Those pounds you will shed
 

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The Mediterranean Diet
You, fatty, really should try it!|
Those pounds you will shed
Build up muscle instead
 

INT21

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The Mediterranean Diet
You, fatty, really should try it!|
Those pounds you will shed
Build up muscle instead
it also tastes good; you should try it.

But if burgers and fries are your thing
 

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But if burgers and fries are your thing
Your waistband's about to go "ping"
 

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But if burgers and fries are your thing
Your waistband's about to go "ping"
The fat will pop out
as it spreads all about
 

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But if burgers and fries are your thing
Your waistband's about to go "ping"
The fat will pop out
as it spreads all about
Carry your belly in a sling!

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If you're craving to be slim fit
 

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If you're craving to be slim fit
With a good diet and running a bit
You'll need motivation
Like a future vacation
 

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If you're craving to be slim fit
With a good diet and running a bit
You'll need motivation
Like a future vacation
So get on that diet, you twit.

I have the physique of a God
 

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I have the physique of a God.
Bacchus? (Gives that belly a prod...)
Any Nymph here
 

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I have the physique of a God.
Bacchus? (Gives that belly a prod...)
Any Nymph here
Has nothing to fear
 

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I have the physique of a God.
Bacchus? (Gives that belly a prod...)
Any Nymph here
Has nothing to fear
but they know he's a saucy old sod.

Now, Venus likes a glass of Chardonnay
 

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Now, Venus likes a glass of Chardonnay
And Hera, a simple cup of café
Diana likes rum
 

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Now, Venus likes a glass of Chardonnay
And Hera, a simple cup of café
Diana likes rum
Gets her going -Ho Hum!
 

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Now, Venus likes Chardonnay
And Hera, a simple cup of café
Diana likes rum
Gets her going -Ho Hum!
But temper ! keep far far away.

Who spooked your Granny last New Years Eve ?.
 
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Who spooked your Granny last New Years Eve ?.
Santa, also known as Grandad, I believe.
Or old uncle Jim
 

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Who spooked your Granny last New Years Eve ?.
Santa, also known as Grandad, I believe.
Or old uncle Jim
That notorious crim
 

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Who spooked your Granny last New Years Eve ?.
Santa, also known as Grandad, I believe.
Or old uncle Jim
That notorious crim
the one who we all wished would leave.

I sit here with Irn Bru in hand
 

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I sit here with Irn Bru in hand
All ready to strike up the band
I've had one too many
 
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