In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
You'll need catnip for it to get high on!
I fear no big cat
Even though I'm a rat
It can't catch me, although it keeps try'n
My girl said 'you arrogant sod
Climb down off of that lightning rod!
you'll be gone in a flash
With a nasty rash
and the next thing you see will be God.
I hope to have time to prepare
A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
Start planning at Valentine's
Your gruesome and weird designs
With lots of blood and guts to spare!
And now, for something romantic
I have something here that's gigantic
So big! And so hard!
should I coat it with lard
Yes, just to keep it in good nick!
Is your life like a bawdy romp?
Yes, I strut in lewd outfits with pomp
In ultra gimp gear?!
with a thong and a leer
At the gay bar we're all there for a stomp.
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