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IamSundog

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But one day I'll be on the stage
I'll juggle with Nicholas Cage
As our balls fly e’er higher
 

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But one day I'll be on the stage
I'll juggle with Nicholas Cage
Let the lights shine on ME

(looks like a crossed thread)
 
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But one day I'll be on the stage
I'll juggle with Nicolas Cage
As our balls fly e’er higher
The situation grows dire
 

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But one day I'll be on the stage
I'll juggle with Nicolas Cage
As our balls fly e’er higher
The situation grows dire
I shouldn't do this at my age.

In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
 

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In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
You'll need catnip for it to get high on!
 

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In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
You'll need catnip for it to get high on!
I fear no big cat
 

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In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
You'll need catnip for it to get high on!
I fear no big cat
Even though I'm a rat
 

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In the ring I'll cavort with a lion
You'll need catnip for it to get high on!
I fear no big cat
Even though I'm a rat
It can't catch me, although it keeps try'n

My girl said 'you arrogant sod
 

IamSundog

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My girl said 'you arrogant sod
Climb down off of that lightning rod!
 

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My girl said 'you arrogant sod
Climb down off of that lightning rod!
you'll be gone in a flash
 

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My girl said 'you arrogant sod
Climb down off of that lightning rod!
you'll be gone in a flash
With a nasty rash
 

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My girl said 'you arrogant sod
Climb down off of that lightning rod!
you'll be gone in a flash
With a nasty rash
and the next thing you see will be God.

'I don't care, there is nothing I fear'
 

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'I don't care, there is nothing I fear'
You say as you wipe away a tear
 

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'I don't care, there is nothing I fear'
You say as you wipe away a tear
At the guillotine!
It’s all quite routine
 

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'I don't care, there is nothing I fear'
You say as you wipe away a tear
At the guillotine!
It’s all quite routine
Death comes to us all, my dear!

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I hope to have time to prepare
 
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A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
 

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I hope to have time to prepare
A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
Start planning at Valentine's
 

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I hope to have time to prepare
A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
Start planning at Valentine's
Your gruesome and weird designs
 

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I hope to have time to prepare
A big perfect Hallowe'en scare!
Start planning at Valentine's
Your gruesome and weird designs
With lots of blood and guts to spare!

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And now, for something romantic
 

GNC

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And now, for something romantic
I have something here that's gigantic
 

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And now, for something romantic
I have something here that's gigantic
So big! And so hard!
should I coat it with lard
 

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And now, for something romantic
I have something here that's gigantic
So big! And so hard!
should I coat it with lard
Yes, just to keep it in good nick!

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Is your life like a bawdy romp?
 

IamSundog

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Is your life like a bawdy romp?
Yes, I strut in lewd outfits with pomp
 

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Is your life like a bawdy romp?
Yes, I strut in lewd outfits with pomp
In ultra gimp gear?!
with a thong and a leer
 

GNC

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Is your life like a bawdy romp?
Yes, I strut in lewd outfits with pomp
In ultra gimp gear?!
with a thong and a leer
At the gay bar we're all there for a stomp.

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The strange thing about that Bugs Bunny
 

INT21

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The strange thing about that Bugs Bunny
And I mean 'strange' not just rather funny
 
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