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INT21

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The strange thing about that Bugs Bunny
And I mean 'strange' not just rather funny
He's a nut brown hare!
who hasn't a care
 

escargot

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The strange thing about that Bugs Bunny
And I mean 'strange' not just rather funny
He's a nut brown hare!
who hasn't a care
What you ask him to do for the money.

Last time I looked under my bed
 

INT21

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Last time I looked under my bed
I found an old lover called Fred
Withered, but still spry!
Allure I could not deny
I'm sure he'll be fine once he's fed.

A kitten was stuck up a tree
 

gerhard1

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A kitten was stuck up a tree
While trying to examine a bee
‘Lil kitty got stung
And cried out with his lungs
And he fell right out of the tree
 

GNC

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There once was a girl named Sally
Who attended a 'Brexit' rally
That we'd best not mention
 

INT21

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There once was a girl named Sally
Who attended a 'Brexit' rally
That we'd best not mention
The week in detention
 

Recycled1

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There once was a girl named Sally
Who attended a 'Brexit' rally
That we'd best not mention.
The week in detention
Sent her completely doolally!

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Life stops for an inch of snow!
 

INT21

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Life stops for an inch of snow!
Well, an inch is a LOT, you know!
Or do say some dudes
'let's go sledging, with nudes'
 

GNC

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Life stops for an inch of snow!
Well, an inch is a LOT, you know!
Or do say some dudes
'let's go sledging, with nudes'
Let's just tell them all where to go.

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It's a sparrow the size of a house!
 

Recycled1

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It's a sparrow the size of a house!
Trying to eat a VW sized louse
It seems like LSD
Is affecting what you see
 

INT21

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It's a sparrow the size of a house!
Trying to eat a VW sized louse
It seems like LSD
Is affecting what you see
is that a lion, or merely a mouse ?

In reality I am a cannibal
 

GNC

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In reality I am a cannibal
Who says, "Cinders, you shall go-to-the-ball."
 

INT21

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In reality I am a cannibal
Who says, "Cinders, you shall go-to-the-ball."
Bring me back some old hag
in a large doggy bag
 

IamSundog

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In reality I am a cannibal
Who says, "Cinders, you shall go-to-the-ball."
Bring me back some old hag
in a large doggy bag
And I’ll finish her off just like Hanibal


Some flava beans and a nice Chianti
 

INT21

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Some flava beans and a nice Chianti
You'll find me scoffing in flagrante
Watching B Movies
with my fellow smoothies
 

Recycled1

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Some flava beans and a nice Chianti
You'll find me scoffing in flagrante
Watching B Movies
with my fellow smoothies
While planning a break in Alicante.

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Oh yes! That's the way to do it!
 
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