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GNC

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Oh yes! That's the way to do it!
I had all that cash and I blew it
With one great, big puff
 

IamSundog

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Oh yes! That's the way to do it!
I had all that cash and I blew it
With one great, big puff
Right down Recycled’s scruff
 

Recycled1

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Oh yes! That's the way to do it!
I had all that cash and I blew it
With one great, big puff
Right down Recycled’s scruff........
They're a vulgar lot here -always knew it!

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I'm a lady, I'll have you know
 

INT21

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I'm a lady, I'll have you know
There are places I will not go
But a walk by the dock
 

Recycled1

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]I'm a lady, I'll have you know
There are places I will not go
But a walk by the dock
In high heels, skimpy frock
 

INT21

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]I'm a lady, I'll have you know
There are places I will not go
But a walk by the dock
In high heels, skimpy frock
pays the rent, come on, don't be slow.

I'm glad that I don't have a sister
 

Tigerhawk

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I'm glad that I don't have a sister
If I did, I'd really have missed her
When she drove off without
The cream for her gout
 

INT21

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I'm glad that I don't have a sister
If I did, I'd really have missed her
When she drove off without
The cream for her gout
or a band-aid to put on that blister.

while swinging one day through the trees
 

GNC

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while swinging one day through the trees
I encountered a big swarm of bees
 

INT21

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while swinging one day through the trees
I encountered a big swarm of bees
they said 'hey, it's not funny'
 

Peripart

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While swinging one day through the trees
I encountered a big swarm of bees
They said "hey, it's not funny
"You'll mess up our honey
 

Tigerhawk

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While swinging one day through the trees
I encountered a big swarm of bees
They said "hey, it's not funny
"You'll mess up our honey
And stung me between the, cough, knees!
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That's a strange place for a tattoo!
 

INT21

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That's a strange place for a tattoo!
But tasty, could I have one too ?
Smack dab on the keister
done by an ink meister
 

GNC

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That's a strange place for a tattoo!
But tasty, could I have one too ?
Smack dab on the keister
done by an ink meister
It's of the logo of Irn Bru.

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I'm in training to be a soul singer
 

IamSundog

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I'm in training to be a soul singer
my friends say I'll be a real minger
Deep and meaningful?
Or trite, shallow bull?
 

Recycled1

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I'm in training to be a soul singer
my friends say I'll be a real minger
Deep and meaningful?
Or trite, shallow bull?
Dressed like Elvis you'll be a humdinger!

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Don't you think this is rather too late?
 

GNC

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Don't you think this is rather too late?
To ask Errol Flynn on a date?
That expert gay blade
 

IamSundog

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Don't you think this is rather too late?
To ask Errol Flynn on a date?
That expert gay blade
Is quite dead, I’m afraid
 

INT21

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Don't you think this is rather too late?
To ask Errol Flynn on a date?
That expert gay blade
Is quite dead, I’m afraid
Gay or straight that is everyone's fate.

Darwin thinks we come from apes
 

GNC

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Darwin thinks we come from apes
And all superheroes should wear their capes
 

INT21

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Darwin thinks we come from apes
And all superheroes should wear their capes
But an ape in a cape
 
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