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IamSundog

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Darwin thinks we come from apes
And all superheroes should wear their capes
But an ape in a cape
Can’t escape the red tape
 

IamSundog

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Darwin thinks we come from apes
And all superheroes should wear their capes
But an ape in a cape
Can’t escape the red tape
And the capes - shaped like drapes - chafe their napes


Just imagine my deep consternation
 

INT21

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Just imagine my deep consternation
When I learned my new date liked flagellation.
I call her 'Miss whippy'
 

GNC

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Just imagine my deep consternation
When I learned my new date liked flagellation.
I call her 'Miss whippy'
You bet your sweet Bippy
 

INT21

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Just imagine my deep consternation
When I learned my new date liked flagellation.
I call her 'Miss whippy'
You bet your sweet Bippy
she insists on my full concentration.

One more crack of the whip and I'll faint
 

GNC

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One more crack of the whip and I'll faint
Am I happy 'bout this? No I ain't
 

INT21

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One more crack of the whip and I'll faint
Am I happy 'bout this? No I ain't
A Dominatrix
knows that I'm in a fix
 

IamSundog

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One more crack of the whip and I'll faint
Am I happy 'bout this? No I ain't
A Dominatrix
knows that I'm in a fix
And she finds my discomfiture quaint



How would you like a busted lip?
 

GNC

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How would you like a busted lip?
While wearing a Freudian Slip
I can't condone violence
 

Recycled1

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How would you like a busted lip?
While wearing a Freudian Slip
I can't condone violence
Hence the dignified silence
 

INT21

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How would you like a busted lip?
While wearing a Freudian Slip
I can't condone violence
Hence the dignified silence
(I think I am losing my grip)

Things that go bump in the night
 

GNC

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Things that go bump in the night
Can be caused by your pants being too tight
So loosen that belt
 

GingerTabby

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Things that go bump in the night
Can be caused by your pants being too tight
So loosen that belt
If you're so far from svelte
 

Dinobot

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Under the floorboards...
Things that go bump in the night
Can be caused by your pants being too tight
So loosen that belt
If you're so far from svelte
Roomy pants will be your delight!

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LIfe's a Scooby Doo mystery
 

INT21

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LIfe's a Scooby Doo mystery
Shaggy figures occur throughout history
nerds wearing glasses
 

GNC

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LIfe's a Scooby Doo mystery
Shaggy figures occur throughout history
nerds wearing glasses
Velmas in their masses
 

Recycled1

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LIfe's a Scooby Doo mystery
Shaggy figures occur throughout history
nerds wearing glasses
Velmas in their masses
Chasing ghoulies and ghosts in the vestry.

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Can some objects move on their own?
 

INT21

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Can some objects move on their own?
Do spirits huff and puff so they're blown?
it's the power of mind
 

Tigerhawk

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Can some objects move on their own?
Do spirits huff and puff so they're blown?
it's the power of mind
Of someone refined
 

IamSundog

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Can some objects move on their own?
Do spirits huff and puff so they're blown?
it's the power of mind
Of someone refined
Or just this new app for your phone



My new assignment is on Pluto
 

GNC

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My new assignment is on Pluto
I'll be packing a big box of prosciutto
Guess what you've forgot?
 

INT21

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My new assignment is on Pluto
I'll be packing a big box of prosciutto
Guess what you've forgot?
I hope not a lot
 

Recycled1

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]My new assignment is on Pluto
I'll be packing a big box of prosciutto
Guess what you've forgot?
I hope not a lot.
Well, watch out for that vilain Computo!

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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
 
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