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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
Then put it online
 

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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
Send it back straight away
 

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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
Then put it online
You'll feel oh, so fine!
A change of scene from your usual dive.
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Valentine's Day - all alone! :(
 

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Valentine's Day - all alone!
And when I pick up the old telephone



(What happened to #10893 ?)
 

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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
Send it back straight away
The tabloids might pay

(I think it used to be accepted procedure to use the line of whoever had posted first.
I didn't want to upset Tigerhawk! But I wouldn't want to upset you, INT21, either! :))
 

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You are quite correct, It seems I missed that the post I was looking at was the last one on page 363. And I followed on from there. Didn't notice that the action had run to 364.

Silly old duffer, should be put down.

Humble apologies etc. :)
 

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If you manage to get there alive
Take a 'selfie' when you arrive.
Send it back straight away
The tabloids might pay
for the fuel, it's an awful long drive.

Valentine's Day - all alone!
And when I pick up the old telephone
 

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Valentine's Day - all alone!
And when I pick up the old telephone
It’s just a wrong number
my hearts torn asunder
 

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Valentine's Day - all alone!
And when I pick up the old telephone
It’s just a wrong number
my hearts torn asunder
It's just an excuse for a moan.

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Do you know what they built this whole city on?
 

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Do you know what they built this whole city on?
a big swamp, with cash from a marathon
Like Venice, built on 'piles'?
 

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Do you know what they built this whole city on?
a big swamp, with cash from a marathon
Like Venice, built on 'piles'?
Over sewers stretching miles
 

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Do you know what they built this whole city on?
a big swamp, with cash from a marathon
Like Venice, built on 'piles'?
Over sewers stretching miles
Turned the place into one big "john"!

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I wear my sunglasses at night!
 

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Sorry! I wsn't sure whether yours was just a passing factual comment!
I'll try again....


I wear my sunglasses at night
I was in Limerick last night
And they all asked me "Why?"
 

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I wear my sunglasses at night
I was in Limerick last night
And they all asked me "Why?"
I said 'give it a try'
 

GNC

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I wear my sunglasses at night
I was in Limerick last night
And they all asked me "Why?"
I said 'give it a try'
"Because I can rhyme 'night' there with 'night'."

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They say about birds of a feather
 

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(What happened to #10893 ?)
(I think it used to be accepted procedure to use the line of whoever had posted first.
I didn't want to upset Tigerhawk! But I wouldn't want to upset you, INT21, either! :))
Never upset Tigerhawk, he controls the purse strings and the pantry!
 

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They say birds about of a feather
That they're given to moronic bleather
Ranting on Twitter
(is there a place fitter ?)
 

Tigerhawk

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They say birds about of a feather
That they're given to moronic bleather
Ranting on Twitter
(is there a place fitter ?)
Where they're hell bent for leather!

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Wearing those leather pants called "chaps"
 

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Wearing those leather pants called "chaps"
Watch out for any strategically placed gaps
And for strange breezes!
Guaranteed to cause sneezes
 
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