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GNC

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Wearing those leather pants called "chaps"
Watch out for any strategically placed gaps
And for strange breezes!
Guaranteed to cause sneezes
Though useful if you do lots of craps.

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I've decided to at least raise the tone
 

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I've decided to at least raise the tone
(I feared that some folk may just moan).
We may just reach the gutter
(A quote from some nutter)
 

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I've decided to at least raise the tone
(I feared that some folk may just moan).
We may just reach the gutter
(A quote from some nutter)
Hope the tabloids leave us alone.

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Vogon poetry should be our model.
 

GNC

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Vogon poetry should be our model.
That’s a thought that came straight from the bottle
What of great Edward Lear?
 

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Vogon poetry should be our model.
That’s a thought that came straight from the bottle
What of great Edward Lear?
Should I shudder in fear ?
 

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Vogon poetry should be our model.
That’s a thought that came straight from the bottle
What of great Edward Lear?
Should I shudder in fear ?
Nah, I think it’s all one big boondoggle


Through my window the moon was a-peekin’
 

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Through my window the moon was a-peekin’
Got me howling instead of speaking!
As I sprouted fangs
 

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Through my window the moon was a-peekin’
Got me howling instead of speaking!
As I sprouted fangs
and blood lust pangs
 

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Through my window the moon was a-peekin’
Got me howling instead of speaking!
As I sprouted fangs
and blood lust pangs
The girl I was with ran out , shrieking!
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Can't think what she found so scary
 

GNC

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Can't think what she found so scary
I thought she liked her boyfriends hairy
And who needs a shave?
 

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Can't think what she found so scary
I thought she liked her boyfriends hairy
And who needs a shave?
Stroke my beard-just be brave!
 

IamSundog

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Can't think what she found so scary
I thought she liked her boyfriends hairy
And who needs a shave?
Stroke my beard-just be brave!
Mutton chops are no cause to be wary



Your gastrointestinal tract
 

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Your gastrointestinal tract
Made a nuclear non-proliferation pact
Eat no more curries
And no more "slurries"
They're not worth the pain -that's a fact!

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Have you heard of this very strange fetish?
 

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Have you heard of this very strange fetish?
Dress up like Trump then act coquettish.
Avoid any truth
 

GNC

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Have you heard of this very strange fetish?
Dress up like Trump then act coquettish.
Avoid any truth
Say "Verily, forsooth!"
 

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Have you heard of this very strange fetish?
Dress up like Trump then act coquettish.
Avoid any truth
Say "Verily, forsooth!"
that way you won't look so wettish

Defend all your statements with vigor
 

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There was a young man who made chimes,
Who loved to dwell over rhymes,
When asked when he did it,
He said they were well writ,
And we live in Fortean times.
 

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Defend all your statements with vigor
And your lies with vigor even bigger
Choose devious friends
who believe in your ends
 

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Defend all your statements with vigor
And your lies with vigor even bigger
Choose devious friends
who believe in your ends
And cut an obnoxious figure.

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