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GNC

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Do you fancy a Mystery Tour?
You might come back feeling quite sore
But, no, please don't mock
 

INT21

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Do you fancy a Mystery Tour?
You might come back feeling quite sore
But, no, please don't mock
there's a hole on my sock
 

Recycled1

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Do you fancy a Mystery Tour?
You might come back feeling quite sore
But, no, please don't mock
there's a hole on my sock
I'll get blisters if I walk any more.

(Note to INT21 - contribution 10951 got there first! :))

I'm not really a hoarder
 

GNC

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I'm not really a hoarder
My mounds of junk are in precise order.
But junk, be it neat
Rarely tastes as sweet
 

INT21

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I'm not really a hoarder
My mounds of junk are in precise order.
But junk, be it neat
Rarely tastes as sweet
As junk served on ice; I'll re-order.

I was flying one day on a Comet
 

INT21

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I was flying one day on a Comet
Fearing I would projectile vomit.
But my fear was unfounded
 

IamSundog

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I was flying one day on a Comet
Fearing I would projectile vomit.
But my fear was unfounded
The Comet was grounded
 

Tigerhawk

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I was flying one day on a Comet
Fearing I would projectile vomit.
But my fear was unfounded
The Comet was grounded
Now I look a complete Gromit!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Oh, dear Lord, it's the wrong trousers!
 

GNC

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Oh, dear Lord, it's the wrong trousers!
A skirt with two matching blouses?
And sartorially speaking
 

IamSundog

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Oh, dear Lord, it's the wrong trousers!
A skirt with two matching blouses?
And sartorially speaking
I’d be better iff streaking
 

INT21

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Oh, dear Lord, it's the wrong trousers!
A skirt with two matching blouses?
And sartorially speaking
I’d be better off streaking
At night, a quick turn round the houses
 

INT21

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On Penny Lane you'll see the vicar
And find it hard not to snicker
we all think he's weird
 

Recycled1

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On Penny Lane you'll see the vicar
And find it hard not to snicker
we all think he's weird
With his pink hair and beard
 

INT21

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On Penny Lane you'll see the vicar
And find it hard not to snicker
we all think that he's weird
With his pink hair and beard
but he's a nice old guy and never known to bicker.

I was flashing one morning in June.
 

INT21

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I was flashing one morning in June
When a nun approached me with a spoon,
She said 'Sir, if you would
 

GNC

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I was flashing one morning in June
When a nun approached me with a spoon,
She said 'Sir, if you would
"Please lower your mood"
 

INT21

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I was flashing one morning in June
When a nun approached me with a spoon,
She said 'Sir, if you would
"Please lower your mood"
the sisters are starting to swoon.

I said' Lady fair, are you serious ?'
 

GNC

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I said' Lady fair, are you serious ?
I can show you something mysterious.'
A monstrous appendage
That appeared in his dotage
 
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