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I said' Lady fair, are you serious ?
I can show you something mysterious.'
A monstrous appendage
That appeared in his dotage.
Shut up! You're just trying to scare us!

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Were your pancakes a tasty success?
 

IamSundog

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I said' Lady fair, are you serious ?
I can show you something mysterious.'
A monstrous appendage
That appeared in his dotage
The sight of which made her delirious


He was slavering like some crazed beast
 

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Yours was the better rhyme Sundog, so I'll use your 'starter'' but I'll incorporate my pancakes! :)

He was slavering like some crazed beast
Those pancakes presented a feast
 

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He was slavering like some crazed beast
Those pancakes presented a feast
With syrup they dripped
 

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He was slavering like some crazed beast
Those pancakes presented a feast
With syrup they dripped
As his trousers unzipped
To make room for a dozen, at least!

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Now let 40 days' fasting begin
 

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Now let 40 days' fasting begin
just a mouthful will count as a sin
A mouthful of what?!
Well, what have you got?
A bratwurst, or something akin

Yours was the better rhyme Sundog, so I'll use your 'starter'' but I'll incorporate my pancakes!
Well there’s no accounting for taste.

When you’re near me I can’t help but think
 

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When you’re near me I can’t help but think
"Let's go skating now on an ice rink"
 

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When you’re near me I can’t help but think
"Let's go skating now on an ice rink"
That spangly suit
both sexy and cute
 

IamSundog

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When you’re near me I can’t help but think
"Let's go skating now on an ice rink"
That spangly suit
both sexy and cute
floats my boat. Let me fix you a drink.


Such a glorious sight to behold
 

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Such a glorious sight to behold
Naked people out in the cold!
So. who would you pick?
The one called Big Dick
his hand warmer is something to hold

Spare kittens I throw down the well
 

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Spare kittens I throw down the well
Are rescued, then I go to hell.
I see you read 'Mort'
You should try Fort
 

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Spare kittens I throw down the well
Are rescued, then I go to hell.
I see you read 'Mort'
You should try Fort.
Are those sulphurous fumes I can smell?

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Some people like picking a fight.
 

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Some people like picking a fight
to wind up a Saturday night
But if it's peace off
 

IamSundog

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]Some people like picking a fight
to wind up a Saturday night
But if it's peace off
I merrily scoff
He ain’t but a quarter my height


If you give me half of your fries
 

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If you give me half of your fries
and then, perchance, would close your eyes
Gobble your pickle
(Friends can be fickle)
 
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