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INT21

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If you give me half of your fries
and then, perchance, would close your eyes
Gobble your pickle
(Friends can be fickle)
are you prepared for the surprise ?

I think I'll stop sitting here moping
 

INT21

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I think I'll stop sitting here moping
This storm will soon pass, I am hoping
the blue sky returns
 

Tigerhawk

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think I'll stop sitting here moping
This storm will soon pass, I am hoping
the blue sky returns
Thanks to Monty Burns
 

Recycled1

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I think I'll stop sitting here moping
This storm will soon pass, I am hoping
the blue sky returns
Thanks to Monty Burns
I'm discovering new ways of coping.

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I'll be ruthless and head to the top
 

GNC

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I'll be ruthless and head to the top
Like Theresa, I'll just never stop
That nun - one mean mother!
 

INT21

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I'll be ruthless and head to the top
Like Theresa, I'll just never stop
That nun - one mean mother!
takes crap from no other
 

escargot

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'll be ruthless and head to the top
Like Theresa, I'll just never stop
That nun - one mean mother!
takes crap from no other
But she'll be seen off soon by the Back Stop.

Storm Gareth has blown my pants down
 

Recycled1

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Storm Gareth has blown my pants down
Who's he ? A new guy in town.
An utter delight
Is to streak by moonlight
Though with this much rain you might drown.

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Your behaviour's become quite erratic
 

GNC

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Your behaviour's become quite erratic
And is not at all erotic!
Be thankful for that
 

Recycled1

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Your behaviour's become quite erratic
And is not at all erotic!
Be thankful for that
Want to see my new tat?
On your bum? No thanks -that's emphatic!

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Do you want fifteen minutes of fame?
 

GNC

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Do you want fifteen minutes of fame?
We'll be happy to witness your shame
'Ware the Ides Of March!
Don't eat too much starch
 

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Do you want fifteen minutes of fame?
We'll be happy to witness your shame
'Ware the Ides Of March!
Don't eat too much starch
"Fattest Person on Earth" by your name!

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'Comic Relief''s proving boring.
 

IamSundog

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'Comic Relief''s proving boring.
There's no reason to laugh, just no scoring
A feel good notion
Playing on your emotions
 

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'Comic Relief''s proving boring.
There's no reason to laugh, just no scoring
A feel good notion
Playing on your emotions
Some of those acts leave me snoring.

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A tattoo artist known as 'Big Mick'
 

IamSundog

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A tattoo artist known as 'Big Mick'
Preferred the transfers that you lick
He paid special attention
To parts undergoing distension
 

INT21

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A tattoo artist known as 'Big Mick'
Preferred the transfers that you lick
He paid special attention
To parts undergoing distension
and bosoms (make sure that they stick)

But a hairy great biker called Carol
 
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