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GNC

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Hello Madda, Hello Fadder!
Dino got pushed off that ladder
He lands with a thud
 

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Hello Madda, Hello Fadder!
Dino got pushed off that ladder
He lands with a thud
In a pile of crud
Now he stinks, and couldn't look sadder!

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A budding young poet called Dan
 

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A budding young poet called Dan
Summoned up a hungover Pan
"Poetic licence?!"
He was trampled by bisons
Story ended before it began!

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Pan plays his pipes and we dance!
 

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Pan plays his pipes and we dance!
But if you think that all spells romance
 

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Pan plays his pipes and we dance!
But if you think that all spells romance
Just check his goat thighs
And those horns, what a size!
 

Tigerhawk

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Pan plays his pipes and we dance!
But if you think that all spells romance
Just check his goat thighs
And those horns, what a size!
You, my old chum, are in with no chance!

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Why, it's you! My long lost true love!
 

IamSundog

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Why, it's you! My long lost true love!
This mirror is great - precious stuff!
And I look stunning!
And my outfit’s so cunning!
 

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Why, it's you! My long lost true love!
This mirror is great - precious stuff!
And I look stunning!
And my outfit’s so cunning!
Like that Emperor, you're in the buff!
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It's too chilly to walk around nude
 

GNC

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It's too chilly to walk around nude
So I’ll wrap in these towels I’ve accrued
I don't mind the heat
 

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It's too chilly to walk around nude
So I’ll wrap in these towels I’ve accrued
I don't mind the heat
And I 'm proud of my feet
 

escargot

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It's too chilly to walk around nude
So I’ll wrap in these towels I’ve accrued
I don't mind the heat
And I'm proud of my feet
But I'm sorry about what may protrude!

May I please borrow your selfie stick?
 

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May I please borrow your selfie stick?
And place it where you will feel sick?
And where’s that? You might ask
(Please remove that weird mask)
 

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May I please borrow your selfie stick?
And place it where you will feel sick?
And where’s that? You might ask.
Please remove that weird mask,
If you're going to abuse me, be quick!

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Hold your breath! This won't take a minute.......
 

GNC

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Hold your breath! This won't take a minute.......
Now drink this. I don’t know what’s in it.
It could be delish
 

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Hold your breath! This won't take a minute.......
Now drink this. I don’t know what’s in it.
It could be delish
Malt whiskey? You wish!!
 

escargot

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Hold your breath! This won't take a minute.......
Now drink this. I don’t know what’s in it.
It could be delish
Malt whiskey? You wish!!
It's flavoured with fresh-crumbled winnit.

We're all looking forward to Easter
 

GNC

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We're all looking forward to Easter
When we can ogle Peter Rabbit’s keister
That fluffy white tail
 

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We're all looking forward to Easter
When we can ogle Peter Rabbit’s keister
That fluffy white tail
Sells eggs without fail
 
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