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IamSundog

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A TV presenter called Jerry
Has absolutely no cause to be merry
When he got the sack
For being so slack
Over membership in his bestiary


The news about Mick Jagger’s heart
 

GNC

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The news about Mick Jagger’s heart
Brings hope to THIS aged old fart!
Up and down he jumps
 

escargot

Beloved of Ra
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The news about Mick Jagger’s heart
Brings hope to THIS aged old fart!
Up and down he jumps
Several groupies he humps
So he hasn't worn out THAT body part!

While out riding my bike in the nip
 

IamSundog

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While out riding my bike in the nip
I lift my haunches and let rip
The rocket-like thrust
Sent up clouds of dust
And propelled me at a blinding clip


When the buzzards start circling on high
 

IamSundog

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When the buzzards start circling on high
I ask must the desert be so dry?
They see me as lunch
On my bones they will munch
 

Recycled1

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When the buzzards start circling on high
I ask must the desert be so dry?
They see me as lunch
On my bones they will munch
Someone help me -I'm too young to die!

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A protester armed with a banner
 

ChasFink

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A protester armed with a banner
Waves it in a girly manner
And calls out in falsetto
My heels are stiletto
 

GNC

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A protester armed with a banner
Waves it in a girly manner
And calls out in falsetto
My heels are stiletto
How dare you call me a big spanner.

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A strange thing when I set my alarm
 

IamSundog

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A strange thing when I set my alarm
Is how “Six O’Clock” loses its charm

Damned "Happy Hour"
The mere thought makes me glower
 

Recycled1

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A strange thing when I set my alarm
Is how “Six O’Clock” loses its charm

Damned "Happy Hour"
The mere thought makes me glower
I'm inclined to do someody harm!

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I have a great project in mind
 

GNC

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I have a great project in mind
I’ll go selling flashlights to the blind

They make a loud noise
 

Recycled1

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I have a great project in mind
I’ll go selling flashlights to the blind

They make a loud noise
Like squeaky dog toys
 

IamSundog

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I have a great project in mind
I’ll go selling flashlights to the blind

They make a loud noise
Like squeaky dog toys
Leading them into fields that’ve been mined


Is my sense of humor too sick?
 

GNC

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Is my sense of humor too sick?
Or am I being rather thick?
I find quite hilarious
When things are precarious
 
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