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Recycled1

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"Wait, you're going trousers free now?!
Breeks are usually so expensive, and how!
In the breeze swinging free
Sounds illegal, to me!
 

IamSundog

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Wait, you're going trousers free now?!
Breeks are usually so expensive, and how!
In the breeze swinging free
Sounds illegal, to me!
But since you’re so gorgeous, we’ll allow



It’s quite hard to be so good looking
 

IamSundog

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It’s quite hard to be so good looking
So I'll settle on being very spooking
I'll make small children cry
When I give them the eye
 

INT21

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It’s quite hard to be so good looking
So I'll settle on being very spooking
I'll make small children cry
When I give them the eye
and a cackle, maybe some stooping.


I said 'how about it my dear'
 

INT21

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I said 'how about it my dear'
Then once again the reply was "No fear!"
Come on, give me a chance
 

Recycled1

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]I said 'how about it my dear'
Then once again the reply was "No fear!"
Come on, give me a chance
I'll pay up in advance
 

INT21

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]I said 'how about it my dear'
Then once again the reply was "No fear!"
Come on, give me a chance
I'll pay up in advance
and might even throw in a beer.

'But wife, if I may beg your pardon'
 

INT21

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'But wife, if I may beg your pardon'
When she throws you out to the garden
That girl was your sister
 

ChasFink

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'But wife, if I may beg your pardon'
When she throws you out to the garden
That girl was your sister
And I only kissed her
 

INT21

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'But wife, if I may beg your pardon'
When she throws you out to the garden
That girl was your sister
And I only kissed her
as she passed 'cause I had me a (sudden urge to be affectionate)

Breath deep, the gathering gloom
 

GNC

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Breath deep, the gathering gloom
Will not enter this Panic Room
I'll be safe and sound
 

INT21

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Breath deep, the gathering gloom
Will not enter this Panic Room
I'll be safe and sound
Until I am found
and go out to become a groom.

Mother said 'Son, go get married'


p.s. The top line is borrowed from a Moody Blues' song. Thought I had best mention this.
 

GNC

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Mother said 'Son, go get married'
"Mother, I shall not be harried!"
a bachelor, gay
Has nothing to say
 

INT21

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Mother said 'Son, go get married'
"Mother, I shall not be harried!"
a bachelor, gay
Has nothing to say
I feel that my point has been carried.

One day my true love I will find
 

INT21

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One day my true love I will find
I will show them my massive behind
There will be more than one ?
 

GNC

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One day my true love I will find
I will show them my massive behind
There will be more than one ?
With two it's more fun
 

INT21

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One day my true love I will find
I will show them my massive behind
There will be more than one ?
With two it's more fun
I just hope my wife doesn't mind.

Back then I was brave, young and frisky
 
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