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INT21

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Back then I was brave, young and frisky
I would get utterly hammered on whisky
Now my liver has failed
 

GNC

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Back then I was brave, young and frisky
I would get utterly hammered on whisky
Now my liver has failed
And the love boat has sailed
 

INT21

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Back then I was brave, young and frisky
I would get utterly hammered on whisky
Now my liver has failed
And the love boat has sailed
and the wife says'No Dear, it's too risky'.

But I'm sure if I'm re-incarnated
 

INT21

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But I'm sure if I'm re-incarnated
My 'assets' will be re-instated.
I'll return as a 'stud'
 

GNC

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But I'm sure if I'm re-incarnated
My 'assets' will be re-instated.
I'll return as a 'stud'
But my name will be mud
 

INT21

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But I'm sure if I'm re-incarnated
My 'assets' will be re-instated.
I'll return as a 'stud'
But my name will be mud
But Stud Mud will feel quite elated.

If you get stuck in purgatory
 

Recycled1

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If you get stuck in purgatory
And desperately need the lavatory
A penny you'll need
Dilemma? Indeed!
Since your cleansing there is obligatory.

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Come on, just "Follow the Light"
 

GNC

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Come on, just "Follow the Light"
"And you'll enjoy this Night Of Fright!"
On the astral plane
 

Tigerhawk

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Come on, just "Follow the Light"
"And you'll enjoy this Night Of Fright!"
On the astral plane
Meet a man called Wayne
He'll show you Unearthly Delight!

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What a strange place for a tattoo!
 

INT21

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What a strange place for a tattoo!
And such colors: green, orange, and blue!
What's that? It's a bruise?
not the tat' that I'd choose
 

GNC

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What a strange place for a tattoo!
And such colors: green, orange, and blue!
What's that? It's a bruise?
not the tat' that I'd choose
And the spiderweb on the face just won't do.

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If they made an intelligent train
With an ultramodern electronic brain
 

INT21

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If they made an intelligent train
With an ultramodern electronic brain
Would it stay in the station
(disgrace to the nation)
or only work on the railroads in Spain.

The french say 'alors', please mind the doors
TGV is the best way to travel
 

Recycled1

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The french say 'alors', please mind the doors
TGV is the best way to travel.
May I make a complaint? A limerick , this ain't!
The thread will surely unravel.

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We all like to break a few rules
 

GNC

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We all like to break a few rules
At times , it 's agreed, we are fools
So please prove you are smart
 

INT21

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We all like to break a few rules
At times , it 's agreed, we are fools
So please prove you are smart
and be brave, that's a start
 

ChasFink

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We all like to break a few rules
At times , it 's agreed, we are fools
So please prove you are smart
and be brave, that's a start
After all, we've been to the best schools.

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My spelling is often found wanting
 

Tigerhawk

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My spelling is often found wanting
Which results in much online taunting
"Their they're!", never mined!
Pedants! They opined!
 

IamSundog

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My spelling is often found wanting
Which results in much online taunting
"Their they're!", never mined!
Pedants! They opined!
So instead, naked pictures I’m flaunting


While juggling chainsaws one day
 
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