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GNC

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Do you go for milk chocoate or plain?
Or dancing skyclad in the rain?
Combine both and get soggy
 

Recycled1

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Do you go for milk chocoate or plain?
Or dancing skyclad in the rain?
Combine both and get soggy
Drink too much and feel groggy
 

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Do you go for milk chocoate or plain?
Or dancing skyclad in the rain?
Combine both and get soggy
Drink too much and feel groggy
Life's a mixture of pleasure and pain.

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Let's send Boris up to the moon!
 

GNC

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Let's send Boris up to the moon!
The Clangers will love that poltroon
They’ll make him their king
While on Earth we'll all sing
 

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Let's send Boris up to the moon!
The Clangers will love that poltroon
They’ll make him their king
While on Earth we'll all sing
"He's gone -not a moment too soon!"

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Do the Clangers know how to Tweet?
 

GNC

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Do the Clangers know how to Tweet?
Will their rantings be sour/sweet?
With their merry whistle
 

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Do the Clangers know how to Tweet?
Will their rantings be sour/sweet?
With their merry whistle
Made from a thistle
Understanding them will prove a feat.

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Perhaps I'll run for M.P.
 

GNC

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Perhaps I'll run for M.P.
Because I am that foolhardy!
Running makes you tired
And I’m not that inspired
So I'll instead go off to the sea.

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My self-plastic surgery's a success!
 

ChasFink

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My self-plastic surgery's a success!
though the stitching is really a mess.
That's very strange thread
I've used on my head
 

INT21

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My self-plastic surgery's a success!
though the stitching is really a mess.
That's very strange thread
I've used on my head
I pinched it from Grannies old dress.

Is it Android, or Windows for you ?
 

Tigerhawk

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Is it Android, or Windows for you ?
Which is easier to use on the loo?
I'm a mouser by choice
While watching "The Voice"
 

INT21

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Is it Android, or Windows for you ?
Which is easier to use on the loo?
I'm a mouser by choice
While watching "The Voice"
in a push even Unix will do.

'You snake in the grass' screamed my wife
 

INT21

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'You snake in the grass' screamed my wife
'You've totally ruined my life!'
This, to a Martian
is really too much, an'
 
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