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INT21

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As I thrust my hips to the beat
I realise I'd best have a seat
A boogie is fine
But the Twist is sublime
But I sense that you have two left feet.

I tango with my auntie Mabel
 

INT21

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I tango with my auntie Mabel
On top of the dining room table
Damn that dry sherry!
let's all just be merry
 

ChasFink

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I tango with my auntie Mabel
On top of the dining room table
Damn that dry sherry!
let's all just be merry
And move our feet best as we're able!

The Polka's a happy dance rhythm
 

IamSundog

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The Polka's a happy dance rhythm
That sparked a huge religious schism'
Some old Liechtensteiner
Thought the Ländler much finer
 

INT21

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Fine debauchery in Cromer!
It's where you may find Marge and Homer.
In fishnet stockings!
at late night pub lock-ings
 

IamSundog

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Fine debauchery in Cromer!
It's where you may find Marge and Homer.
In fishnet stockings!
at late night pub lock-ings
“Enchanting” would be a misnomer


The brick tossed through my window pane
 

INT21

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The brick tossed through my window pane
of my holiday villa in Spain
Was thrown by a Snail
who should be put in jail
 

GNC

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The brick tossed through my window pane
of my holiday villa in Spain
Was thrown by a Snail
who should be put in jail
Though I'm impressed at its strength, in the main.

***

Go on, tell me just what's in this cheese
 

INT21

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Go on, tell me just what's in this cheese
'cause even the smell makes me sneeze
It looks rancid and slimy
and well out of timey
 

IamSundog

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Go on, tell me just what's in this cheese
'cause even the smell makes me sneeze
It looks rancid and slimy
and well out of timey
It expired back in the eighties


I fell in a vat of mayonnaise
 

GNC

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I fell in a vat of mayonnaise
it set all my taste buds ablaze
The vinegar they use
Is good for cleaning shoes
 

INT21

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I fell in a vat of mayonnaise
it set all my taste buds ablaze
The vinegar they use
Is good for cleaning shoes
though they rot in a couple of days.

I have a new family motto
 

GNC

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I have a new family motto:
“Spend every night getting blotto!”
Farewell My Liver!
Me, sober? Never!
 
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