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INT21

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I have a new family motto:
“Spend every night getting blotto!”
Farewell My Liver!
Me, sober? Never!
I'd rather drop dead on the spoto.

Oh dear, my poor liver has died
 

IamSundog

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Oh dear, my poor liver has died
Not only that, but my eyeballs are fried
In some olive oil
While me brain’s brought to a boil
 

INT21

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Oh dear, my poor liver has died
Not only that, but my eyeballs are fried
In some olive oil
While me brain’s brought to a boil
That's what I'm eating tonight as I toil.

The sky is all hazy, no stars do I see
 

GNC

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The sky is all hazy, no stars do I see
As I step outside for a nightly wee...
As I face the cool breeze
 

dr wu

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The sky is all hazy, no stars do I see
As I step outside for a nightly wee...
As I face the cool breeze
With my pants to me knees
 

INT21

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The sky is all hazy, no stars do I see
As I step outside for a nightly wee...
As I face the cool breeze
With my pants to me knees
To Hell with the neighbors; I'm free.

But in winter when it's really chilly
 

IamSundog

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But in winter when it's really chilly
And the frost even collects on my 'willy'
At forty below
My ‘nads start to glow
 

Tigerhawk

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But in winter when it's really chilly
And the frost even collects on my 'willy'
At forty below
My ‘nads start to glow
Feeling like a Silly Billy

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hang on, you got frostbitten where?!
 

GNC

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Hang on, you got frostbitten where?!
You've lost parts? Well, that's just not fair
 

INT21

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Hang on, you got frostbitten where?!
You've lost parts? Well, that's just not fair
they went black then dropped off
 

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Hang on, you got frostbitten where?!
You've lost parts? Well, that's just not fair
they went black then dropped off
When I started to cough
 

INT21

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Hang on, you got frostbitten where?!
You've lost parts? Well, that's just not fair
they went black then dropped off
When I started to cough
and sadly I haven't a spare.

I hear that jack Horner sat in a corner
 

INT21

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I hear that jack Horner sat in a corner
He’s a penal system reformer
Big Brother "watches" him
his future looks grim
 

GNC

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You can't do that! Utter anarchy, there'll be..
Fear not ! I've a spare brain, you see.
Spare anything else?
 

IamSundog

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You can't do that! Utter anarchy, there'll be..
Fear not ! I've a spare brain, you see.
Spare anything else?
How’s a couple of belts?
 

Dinobot

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I hear that jack Horner sat in a corner
He’s a penal system reformer
Big Brother "watches" him
his future looks grim
When sentenced to live in Cromer!

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Had to get the thread back on track!
 

INT21

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You can't do that! Utter anarchy, there'll be..
Fear not ! I've a spare brain, you see.
Spare anything else?
How’s a couple of belts?
And some braces, for safety, you see ?

I set out to walk to some far distant place
 

ChasFink

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Oh, no! There are now TWO limericks in progress!
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I set out to walk to some far distant place
Where I could bury some of these excess syllables without any trace
Although, usually, I try to stick to the limerick's anapaestic trimeter

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Had to get the thread back on track!
And give the offenders a whack!
 

GNC

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I set out to walk to some far distant place
Where I could bury some of these excess syllables without any trace
Although, usually, I try to stick to the limerick's anapaestic trimeter
I mean, I'm not necessarily a limericks purists, but there are rules and guidelines to follow and feature

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Had to get the thread back on track!
And give the offenders a whack!
Sit on the naughty step
 

INT21

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Had to get the thread back on track!
And give the offenders a whack!
Sit on the naughty step


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So the last line of the above is incorrect ?

Should it be, generally, eight syllables in the first, second and fifth line. And five in lines three and four ?
 
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