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GNC

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I’m going to take up figure skating
When the haters are done hating
My triple axel will stun
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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I’m going to take up figure skating
When the haters are done hating
My triple axel will stun
Because I weigh a ton
 

Dinobot

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I’m going to take up figure skating
When the haters are done hating
My triple axel will stun
Because I weigh a ton
And on YouTube, I'm clickbaiting!

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Wait, you just put wasabi where?!
 

GNC

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Wait, you just put wasabi where?!
Did any get stuck in the hair?
So get out a brillo
Then call up Frank Grillo
 

INT21

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Wait, you just put wasabi where?!
Did any get stuck in the hair?
So get out a brillo
Then call up Frank Grillo
pretend that you just didn't care.

Is it true what they say about Georgie ?
 

GNC

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Is it true what they say about Georgie ?
That he wore off his thing at an orgy?

How can he replace
 

INT21

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Is it true what they say about Georgie ?
That he wore off his thing at an orgy?
How can he replace
the smile on his face
 

IamSundog

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Is it true what they say about Georgie ?
That he wore off his thing at an orgy?
How can he replace
the smile on his face?
Don’t upgrade his wireless from 4G



In my living room, a singularity
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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In my living room, a singularity
Revealed a temporal disparity
Am I here or elsewhere
Schrodinger doesn't care
 

INT21

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In my living room, a singularity
Revealed a temporal disparity
Am I here or elsewhere
Schrodinger doesn't care
his theories reveal greater clarity.

Look, darling, I feel I should leave you.
 

GNC

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Look, darling, I feel I should leave you.
If you're going to forcefeed me your poo
 

Recycled1

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Look, darling, I feel I should leave you.
If you're going to forcefeed me your poo
I don’t mind the taste
(Not unlike fish paste)
 

Tigerhawk

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Look, darling, I feel I should leave you.
If you're going to forcefeed me your poo
I don’t mind the taste
(Not unlike fish paste)
So, goodbye, tat-tah, toodle-loo!

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Have an unpleasant aftertaste?
 

INT21

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Have an unpleasant aftertaste?
No thanks, but don't feel you must waste
It's not haute cuisine.
 

Tigerhawk

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Have an unpleasant aftertaste?
No thanks, but don't feel you must waste
It's not haute cuisine.
For the trendy scene
 

Recycled1

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Have an unpleasant aftertaste?
No thanks, but don't feel you must waste
It's not haute cuisine.
For the trendy scene
Mary Berry would leave with great haste.

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Your cake decorating's unique
 

ChasFink

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Your cake decorating's unique
It is based upon ChasFink's physique
But way more tasteful
His form lithe and graceful
Like a statue carved by an old Greek.

You also make gingerbread men?
 
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