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INT21

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You also make gingerbread men?
How do you identify them, again?
Why, by the bald head!
or so it is said
 
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IamSundog

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You also make gingerbread men?
How do you identify them, again?
Why, by the bald head!
or so it is said
And how they cuss and spit now and then


I leave my front door open all night
 

GNC

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I leave my front door open all night
You're crazy ! that just can't be right
I yell "Come in for cocoa!"
 

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]I leave my front door open all night
You're crazy ! that just can't be right
I yell "Come in for cocoa!"
It's the moon , you've gone loco.......
 

INT21

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]I leave my front door open all night
You're crazy ! that just can't be right
I yell "Come in for cocoa!"
It's the moon , you've gone loco.
come daylight I'll feel quite alright.

But the hair on the back of my hands
 

INT21

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But the hair on the back of my hands
Caused by those heavy metal bands
Is so long I can braid it
and now I'm afraid it
 

GNC

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But the hair on the back of my hands
Caused by those heavy metal bands
Is so long I can braid it
and now I'm afraid it
Is making tonsorial demands.

***

In my placebo effect experiment
 

INT21

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In my placebo effect experiment
People discover merriment
When I switch out their meds
they start to laugh in their beds
 

Tigerhawk

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In my placebo effect experiment
People discover merriment
When I switch out their meds
they start to laugh in their beds
Discovering enlightenment!

______________________________________________

When singing "The Ants Are My Friends"
 

ChasFink

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When singing "The Ants Are My Friends"
While recovering from The Bends
I always bend over
And summon ol' Rover
 

INT21

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When singing "The Ants Are My Friends"
While recovering from The Bends
I always bend over
And summon ol' Rover
I'm glad of the comfort he lends.

I was caught by my bum in a bear trap
 

INT21

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I was caught by my bum in a bear trap
Really not the right place for a quick crap!
One of those close calls
 

GNC

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I was caught by my bum in a bear trap
Really not the right place for a quick crap!
One of those close calls
The novelty palls
 

IamSundog

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I was caught by my bum in a bear trap
Really not the right place for a quick crap!
One of those close calls
The novelty palls
Just grateful I got my backside back



Please allow me to insert this here
 

GNC

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Please allow me to insert this here
This tube to administer beer
When you don't like the taste
But are in quite a haste
That method will backfire, I fear.

***

Behold, my new animal discovery
 
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