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IamSundog

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On your shoulders, you should keep your head
not under your arm; it is said.
It gives folks the willies
When parts spill willy-nilly
 

Dinobot

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On your shoulders, you should keep your head
not under your arm; it is said.
It gives folks the willies
When parts spill willy-nilly
You'll end up in front of Judge Dread!

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Something fishy going on here!
 

INT21

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On your shoulders, you should keep your head
not under your arm; it is said.
It gives folks the willies
the poor silly Billys
and fills all their poor minds with dread.
 
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INT21

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Something fishy going on here!
All that shark's fin soup costs us dear
but it's your turn to pay
 

IamSundog

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Something fishy going on here!
All that shark's fin soup costs us dear
but it's your turn to pay
And we can’t wait all day
 

INT21

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Something fishy going on here!
All that shark's fin soup costs us dear
but it's your turn to pay
And we can’t wait all day
so get out your money, my dear.

I paid for last night's fish and chips
 

INT21

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I paid for last night's fish and chips
By gyrating and wiggling my hips
so, play your cards right
 

GNC

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I paid for last night's fish and chips
By gyrating and wiggling my hips
so, play your cards right
We'll all scream in fright
 

IamSundog

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I paid for last night's fish and chips
By gyrating and wiggling my hips
so, play your cards right
We'll all scream in fright
When Escargot gets out the chains and whips


Just we two castaway on this isle
 

INT21

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Just we two castaway on this isle
And we both have habits that are vile
Yes, GNC and Sundog
stop swigging that hard grog
 

GNC

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Just we two castaway on this isle
And we both have habits that are vile
Yes, GNC and Sundog
stop swigging that hard grog
And let's live it up in great style.

***

Something weird just occurred on the phone
 

Swifty

doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Something weird just occurred on the phone
I was called by @Swifty's new kidney stone
It was asking for money
Again!, that's not funny
I think I'm in the tWiliGht ZoNe


I once new a goer from Cromer
It did pass my mind I should phone her ......
 
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IamSundog

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I once new a goer from Cromer
It did pass my mind I should phone her ......
Escargot's sense of humour
Dictates that I moon her
 

INT21

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I once new a goer from Cromer
It did pass my mind I should phone her ......
Escargot's sense of humour
Dictates that I moon her
and you all agree (15 to one).

So my bum cheeks did go on display
 

GNC

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So my bum cheeks did go on display
Response from Escargot: 'Wa-HEY!'
If you'll just turn around
He'll lift them both off the ground
 

IamSundog

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So my bum cheeks did go on display
Response from Escargot: 'Wa-HEY!'
If you'll just turn around
He'll lift them both off the ground
And adorn them with a bouquet


The girls just love my big fat belly
 

GNC

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The girls just love my big fat belly
they stroke it whilst watching the telly
Although I'd prefer
That you didn't refer
 

INT21

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The girls just love my big fat belly
they stroke it whilst watching the telly
Although I'd prefer
That you didn't refer
to my armpits, their both rather smelly.

In the morning I do think it grand
 
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