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GNC

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In the morning I do think it grand
To give the dawn chorus a hand
 

INT21

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In the morning I do think it grand
To give the dawn chorus a hand
so I get a firm grip
 

IamSundog

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In the morning I do think it grand
To give the dawn chorus a hand
so I get a firm grip
Around the tip
 

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In the morning I do think it grand
To give the dawn chorus a hand
so I get a firm grip
Around the tip
of my tonsils, and sing with the band.

At night though, I feel sad and dismal
 

GNC

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At night though, I feel sad and dismal
My evening coffee's just abysmal
 

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At night though, I feel sad and dismal
My evening coffee's just abysmal
But the Sun also rises
 

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At night though, I feel sad and dismal
My evening coffee's just abysmal
But the Sun also rises
On a brand new crisis
 

escargot

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At night though, I feel sad and dismal
My evening coffee's just abysmal
But the Sun also rises
On a brand new crisis
When the mirror says 'Dang! You're so kissable!'

I revel in my world-famous beauty
 

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I revel in my world-famous beauty
To share it with all is my duty
 

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I revel in my world-famous beauty
To share it with all is my duty
I look in the mirror
 

GNC

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I revel in my world-famous beauty
To share it with all is my duty
I look in the mirror
And never do dither
 

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I revel in my world-famous beauty
To share it with all is my duty
I look in the mirror
And never do dither
In saying 'oh, you're such a cutey'

God no ! I spotted some black heads
 

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God no ! I spotted some black heads
Bang goes all your claims to street creds
 

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God no ! I spotted some black heads
Bang goes all your claims to street creds
My face is so hideous
 

INT21

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God no ! I spotted some black heads
Bang goes all your claims to street creds
My face is so hideous
it'll scare off the best of us
 

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God no ! I spotted some black heads
Bang goes all your claims to street creds
My face is so hideous
it'll scare off the best of us
Something nasty in the woodsheds!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Look out! Oh, Horror of Horrors!
 

INT21

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Look out! Oh, Horror of Horrors!
It's Fred , and we all know he borrows
 

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Look out! Oh, Horror of Horrors!
It's Fred , and we all know he borrows
Ladies underwear
A Halloween scare!
 

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Look out! Oh, Horror of Horrors!
It's Fred , and we all know he borrows
Ladies underwear
A Halloween scare!
No, he sniffs them to drown all his sorrows,

While he was raiding a cloths line one night
 

GNC

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While he was raiding a cloths line one night
To wash dishes, or some other reason, right?
 

INT21

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While he was raiding a cloths line one night
To wash dishes, or some other reason, right?
He was searching for panties
 

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While he was raiding a cloths line one night
To wash dishes, or some other reason, right?
He was searching for panties
Singing old sea shanties
 

Recycled1

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While he was raiding a cloths line one night
To wash dishes, or some other reason, right?
He was searching for panties,
Singing old sea shanties,
He found some, but they were too tight!

......................................................................................
Eureka! A silky red thong.....
 

Tigerhawk

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Eureka! A silky red thong.....
Even though it really does pong
 

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Eureka! A silky red thong.....
Even though it really does pong
I shall wear it tonight
 

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Eureka! A silky red thong.....
Even though it really does pong
I shall wear it tonight
On my head with delight
I might even break into song

All this cider has gone to my head
 

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All this cider has gone to my head
And my buttocks feel like they've gone dead
But soon I'll be fine
 
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