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Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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All this cider has gone to my head
And my buttocks feel like they've gone dead
But soon I'll be fine
With fruit of the vine
 

INT21

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All this cider has gone to my head
And my buttocks feel like they've gone dead
But soon I'll be fine
With fruit of the vine
half a Litre and I'm off to bed.

And tomorrow I'll feel a new man
 

INT21

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And tomorrow I'll feel a new man
Full of vigor - at least that's my plan
Up at dawn, run 5 miles
with the nicest of smiles
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
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And tomorrow I'll feel a new man
Full of vigor - at least that's my plan
Up at dawn, run 5 miles
with the nicest of smiles
When I catch that new man - he's called Stan!

So winter draws on and it's chilly
 

GNC

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So winter draws on and it's chilly
To keep warm I do something that's silly
 

INT21

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So winter draws on and it's chilly
To keep warm I do something that's silly
It could be illegal
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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So winter draws on and it's chilly
To keep warm I do something that's silly
It could be illegal
Stalk Steven Segal?
And spy as he toys with his willy


I’ve always thought that guy was twisted
 

GNC

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I’ve always thought that guy was twisted
When villains faces got fisted
As well as other parts
 

INT21

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I’ve always thought that guy was twisted
When villains faces got fisted
As well as other parts
that's how it all starts
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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I’ve always thought that guy was twisted
When villains faces got fisted
As well as other parts
that's how it all starts
In an Official sense, he's Listed!

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"Let's storm Area 51!"
 

GNC

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"Let's storm Area 51!"
Dodging bullets is just so much fun
but watch out for the laser
Not really - a phaser
 

INT21

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"Let's storm Area 51!"
Dodging bullets is just so much fun
but watch out for the laser
Not really - a phaser
will make your guts run out your bum.

You can't beat a traditional Gatling
 

INT21

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You can't beat a traditional Gatling
If you insist on weaponry prattling
the old ways are the best
 

IamSundog

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You can't beat a traditional Gatling
If you insist on weaponry prattling
the old ways are the best
With no bullet-proof vest
 

Recycled1

Justified & Ancient
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You can't beat a traditional Gatling
If you insist on weaponry prattling
the old ways are the best
With no bullet-proof vest
Return to hand-to-hand battling.

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Let's settle the matter with clubs
 

GNC

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Let's settle the matter with clubs
kill the main guys then bring on the subs
To fire torpedos
Running silent and deep-os
 

escargot

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Let's settle the matter with clubs
kill the main guys then bring on the subs
To fire torpedos
Running silent and deep-os
Or just give each other manly back-rubs.

It's about time I saw some UFOs
 

IamSundog

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It's about time I saw some UFOs
but I guess that's the way that it goes
With anal probing
For which I’ve been hoping
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
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It's about time I saw some UFOs
but I guess that's the way that it goes
With anal probing
For which I’ve been hoping
Then we'll eat some Sloppy Joe's!

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Turning left at Albuqurque?
 
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