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GNC

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Turning left at Albuqurque?
Yes, looking to find some beef jerky
Turn right and you'll find
 

INT21

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Turning left at Albuqurque?
Yes, looking to find some beef jerky
Turn right and you'll find
a slice or two of cows behind
 

IamSundog

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Turning left at Albuqurque?
Yes, looking to find some beef jerky
Turn right and you'll find
a slice or two of cows behind
Beyond that, the future’s still murky


Fresh out of the shower, dripping wet
 

INT21

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If you're gathering nuts in May
You’ll be frolicking lively and gay
Ah, forbidden fruit!
and slightly risky, to boot
 

GNC

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If you're gathering nuts in May
You’ll be frolicking lively and gay
Ah, forbidden fruit!
and slightly risky, to boot
When your collar's felt, I daresay.

***

I'm submitting my veg in a contest
 

INT21

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I'm submitting my veg in a contest
It's going to be quite a slugfest
My zucchini’s unbeaten
but the lettuce is eaten
 

IamSundog

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I'm submitting my veg in a contest
It's going to be quite a slugfest
My zucchini’s unbeaten
but the lettuce is eaten
By a snail who’s abusing her taste test


A fiend from out hell’s fiery bowels
 

INT21

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A fiend from out hell’s fiery bowels
Is keeping us up with its howls
I guess it is lonely
but if it would only
go back to it's under Earth prowls

Last night, a real party stopper
I said, it was truly a whopper
 

INT21

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Last night, a real party stopper
I said, it was truly a whopper
A bucket of water
I threw at a porter
 

IamSundog

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Last night, a real party stopper
I said, it was truly a whopper
A bucket of water
I threw at a porter
Then fled when he called for a copper


Without getting out of my bed
 

INT21

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Without getting out of my bed
I'm on the astral plane in my head
Flying out of my 'jamas
To the Astral Bahamas
where I discover that I'm to be wed.

To a nice girl who says she's from Saturn
 

INT21

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To a nice girl who says she's from Saturn
I showed something with a strange pattern.
Did K-Pac give you this ?
 

IamSundog

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To a nice girl who says she's from Saturn
I showed something with a strange pattern.
“Did K-Pac give you this ?”
Asked the lovely young Miss
 

INT21

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To a nice girl who says she's from Saturn
I showed something with a strange pattern.
“Did K-Pac give you this ?”
Asked the lovely young Miss
'That's something that just shouldn't happen'

It breaks the laws of my planet
 
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