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Recycled1

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It breaks the laws of my planet
To float about unaided, goddammit .
'Where is your gravity ?
Floating nude -that's depravity!'
 

INT21

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It breaks the laws of my planet
To float about unaided, goddammit .
'Where is your gravity ?
Floating nude -that's depravity!'
The day I'm PM I will ban it.

Though I'll establish a 'Fornication Day' holiday
 

GNC

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Though I'll establish a 'Fornication Day' holiday
Think of all the used condoms to haul away
Is recycling possible?
 

INT21

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Though I'll establish a 'Fornication Day' holiday
Think of all the used condoms to haul away
Is recycling possible?
( I hear they are washable)
 

IamSundog

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Though I'll establish a 'Fornication Day' holiday
Think of all the used condoms to haul away
Is recycling possible?
( I hear they are washable)
I’ll do it if I can get y’all to pay



My neighbor’s the world’s biggest moron
 

GNC

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My neighbor’s the world’s biggest moron
You should see what he has a big sore on
Send him off to the Clinic
'Cos it hurts something chronic
 

INT21

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My neighbor’s the world’s biggest moron
You should see what he has a big sore on
Send him off to the Clinic
'Cos it hurts something chronic
and they'll give him something to pour on.

I know a lad with a strange blister
 

INT21

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I know a lad with a strange blister
His girl bit his lip when he kissed her
Once she tasted the blood
 

GNC

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I know a lad with a strange blister
His girl bit his lip when he kissed her
Once she tasted the blood
His name was then mud
 

INT21

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I know a lad with a strange blister
His girl bit his lip when he kissed her
Once she tasted the blood
His name was then mud
so he went off and lived with her sister

As she he fondly caresses his jugular
 

IamSundog

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As she he fondly caresses his jugular
The look in her eyes is peculiar
her complexion, so pale
As she swishes her tail
Enhances her pseudopods tubular


I froze suddenly in mid-stride
 

IamSundog

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I froze suddenly in mid-stride
As I realised my flares were too wide
Could I be out of date ?
Are my tats too ornate?
 

INT21

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I froze suddenly in mid-stride
As I realised my flares were too wide
Could I be out of date ?
Are my tats too ornate?
is it still cool to be seen at Gay Pride ?

so today I re-modeled my self
 

INT21

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so today I re-modeled my self
To resemble the Keebler Elf
you could have done worst
If the condom had burst
like your dads did, it cost him his wealth

I look dapper in my drain pipe pants
 
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