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ChasFink

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A new year of self improvement?
I should really stop eating cement
It bungs up my bowels
Till I can’t pronounce vowels
And speak with a strange Dutch accent.

A new year of self improvement?
I should really stop eating cement
It bungs up my bowels
Till my turds look like dowels
That work well as poles for my pup tent.
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Soon it will be "Year of the Rat"
 

escargot

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Soon it will be "Year of the Rat"
Though I've already had plenty like that!
 

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Soon it will be "Year of the Rat"
Though I've already had plenty like that!
That just means you've mastered
 

IamSundog

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Soon it will be "Year of the Rat"
Though I've already had plenty like that!
That just means you've mastered
The fact that life’s an ass turd
 

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Soon it will be "Year of the Rat"
Though I've already had plenty like that!
That just means you've mastered
The fact that life’s an ass turd
And your plans may sometimes fall flat.

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So Meghan and Harry are leaving
 

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So Meghan and Harry are leaving
In the Royals they've just stopped believing
 

escargot

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So Meghan and Harry are leaving
In the Royals they've just stopped believing
They're off to Canuck-it
 

IamSundog

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Nice try, Escargot

So Meghan and Harry are leaving
In the Royals they've just stopped believing
They're off to Canuck-it
Tradition? They’ll buck it
 

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So Meghan and Harry are leaving
In the Royals they've just stopped believing
They're off to Canuck-it
Tradition? They’ll buck it
Shall we all wring our hands and start grieving?

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Is history simply repeating?
 

GNC

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Is history simply repeating?
Or like the internet, just retweeting?
 

Tigerhawk

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Is history simply repeating?
Or like the internet, just retweeting?
With those awful trolls
 

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Is history simply repeating?
Or like the internet, just retweeting?
With those awful trolls
Carrying out Putin’s goals
 

Tigerhawk

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Is history simply repeating?
Or like the internet, just retweeting?
With those awful trolls
Carrying out Putin’s goals
Ignore haters out there bleating!

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If you're unleashing the Kraken
 

IamSundog

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If you're unleashing the Kraken
You might wonder why it’s quackin’
 

escargot

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If you're unleashing the Kraken
You might wonder why it’s quackin’
Well, it does have a beak
 

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If you're unleashing the Kraken
You might wonder why it’s quackin’
Well, it does have a beak
The massive green freak
 

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If you're unleashing the Kraken
You might wonder why it’s quackin’
Well, it does have a beak
The massive green freak
Perhaps we disturbed it by frackin'?

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Please don't shut me in Room 101!
 

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Please don't shut me in Room 101!
I’ve heard of the things that are done!
 

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Please don't shut me in Room 101!
I’ve heard of the things that are done!

Those small, furry creatures
 

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Please don't shut me in Room 101!
I’ve heard of the things that are done!
Those small, furry creatures
Have no lunch, so eat yours
 

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Please don't shut me in Room 101!
I’ve heard of the things that are done!
Those small, furry creatures
Have no lunch, so eat yours
Or eat YOU -even worse! -just for fun.

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My worst fears would be worms, slugs or leeches.
 

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My worst fears would be worms, slugs or leeches.
Crawling up the legs of your breeches
 

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My worst fears would be worms, slugs or leeches.
Crawling up the legs of your breeches
And enjoying a snack
 

escargot

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My worst fears would be worms, slugs or leeches.
Crawling up the legs of your breeches
And enjoying a snack
From your back, sack and crack
 

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My worst fears would be worms, slugs or leeches.
Crawling up the legs of your breeches
And enjoying a snack
From your back, sack and crack
Wherever their slimy mouth reaches.....

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Let's talk of something more pleasant
 

escargot

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Let's talk of something more pleasant
Like my experimental haemorrhoid transplant
 

escargot

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Let's talk of something more pleasant
Like my experimental haemorrhoid transplant
I'm sure you'll be thrilled
That it's you who'll be billed
For Swifty's new faecal implant!


Anyway, as you were...

Let's talk of something more pleasant
Like my experimental haemorrhoid transplant
 

IamSundog

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Let's talk of something more pleasant
Like my experimental haemorrhoid transplant
Gwyneth Paltrow’s endorsed it
 

GNC

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Let's talk of something more pleasant
Like my experimental haemorrhoid transplant
Gwyneth Paltrow’s endorsed it
And feels no remorse shit
 
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