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Recycled1

Justified & Ancient
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really am trying to behave
By taking my sins to the grave
So nobody will know
Just how low I can go
When I stand before God, I'll blame Dave!

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Some things you just cannot undo
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
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Some things you just cannot undo
'cos we've all heard what you've got up to!
Shock’s turned to dismay
Good sense gone away
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
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Some things you just cannot undo
'cos we've all heard what you've got up to!
Shock’s turned to dismay
Good sense gone away
And you’ve left behind dribblings of goo


I’m much too polite to point out
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
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Location
Skaro
I’m much too polite to point out
What's dripping from GNC's snout
Just a touch of the virus
From Miley Cyrus
And crippled by his throbbing gout...

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Letting it hang out in the breeze
 

GNC

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Letting it hang out in the breeze
Might be OK 'til you sneeze
The muscle contraction
Drives you to distraction
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
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HM The Tower of London
Letting it hang out in the breeze
Might be OK 'til you sneeze
The muscle contraction
Drives you to distraction
And will rudely disrupt your striptease.

My new job's all capers and frolics
 

GNC

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My new job's all capers and frolics
But when folk start talking bollocks
I feel it’s my duty
To get all disputey
 

INT21

Antediluvian
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My new job's all capers and frolics
But when folk start talking bollocks
I feel it’s my duty
To get all disputey
but avoid fights with old alcoholics.

But one day I may lose my rag
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
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But one day I may lose my rag
And call someone a ratbag
Though my language is strong
 

INT21

Antediluvian
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But one day I may lose my rag
And call someone a ratbag
Though my language is strong
And I sometimes go on
 
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But one day I may lose my rag
And call someone a ratbag
Though my language is strong
And I sometimes go on
I win more disputes dressed in drag


Damn! I’ve caught my thing in my zipper
 

INT21

Antediluvian
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Damn! I’ve caught my thing in my zipper
While distracted by a kipper
it made my eyes water
And now my pet otter
is playing me tunes from Cole Porter.

But I'm sure when the blisters have gone
 
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