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GNC

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But I'm sure when the blisters have gone
I’ll be able to put some pants on
i'll grip with each thumb
As I start to hum
 

INT21

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But I'm sure when the blisters have gone
I’ll be able to put some pants on
i'll grip with each thumb
As I start to hum
and sing me a merrier song

Now I'm thinking of getting a kilt
 

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Now I'm thinking of getting a kilt
I'll wear it quite short and a-tilt
With fish nets and Doc Martins
 

GNC

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Now I'm thinking of getting a kilt
I'll wear it quite short and a-tilt
With fish nets and Doc Martins
Does that help with your fartin's?
 

IamSundog

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Now I'm thinking of getting a kilt
I'll wear it quite short and a-tilt
With fish nets and Doc Martins
Does that help with your fartin's?
Yes it lets me let fly without guilt


Dainty ladies, we know, don’t pass gas
 

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Dainty ladies, we know, don’t pass gas
So don't give me none of your sass
But the one's that I know
 

INT21

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We seem to be wandering off here, but however....


Dainty ladies, we know, don’t pass gas
So don't give me none of your sass
But the one's that I know
have never been slow
 

IamSundog

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Who’s a wussie?

Dainty ladies, we know, don’t pass gas
So don't give me none of your sass

But the one's that I know
have never been slow
To blow a loud one out their ass


Well somebody just had to say it
 

GNC

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Well somebody just had to say it
Please gut this fish before you split
Add a non sequitur
 

INT21

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Well somebody just had to say it
Please gut this fish before you split
Add a non sequitur
Then go to Exeter!
find a nice game there and play it.

I dream often of passing a python
 

Tigerhawk

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I dream often of passing a python
Like a party game parcel but less right-on
Freud had a field day
And dislodged his toupee
While wearing tights made from nylon!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

How I love a reinforced gusset!
 

GNC

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How I love a reinforced gusset!
That would take ten strong men to bust it
Or Escargot with ease
Don't forget Tigerhawk's big tease
 

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How I love a reinforced gusset!
That would take ten strong men to bust it
Or Escargot with ease
Don't forget Tigerhawk's big tease
And please, any colour but russet.

With my steely eyed gaze, like an eagle
 

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With my steely eyed gaze, like an eagle
I’m grimly performing my Kegels
Your Kegels, what's that
 

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With my steely eyed gaze, like an eagle
I’m grimly performing my Kegels
Your Kegels, what's that?
Something that goes "SPLAT!"
At least they appear to be legal.

My girlfriend cried out 'oh mein Gott
 
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