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INT21

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My girlfriend cried out 'oh mein Gott
"My German's not good, no it's not!”
“But dein wurst ist so schoen!“
So Mein Herr I could learn
 

Dinobot

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My girlfriend cried out 'oh mein Gott
"My German's not good, no it's not!”
“But dein wurst ist so schoen!“
So Mein Herr I could learn
We must leave, there are trains to spot!

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My notebook has all the numbers
 

IamSundog

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My notebook has all the numbers
Of all of Dinobot's lumbers
by date, place and time
With a dash of lime
My dog’s allergic to cucumbers


Here’s a concept: continuity
 

GNC

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Here’s a concept: continuity
That grinding, unceasing promiscuity
As time marches on
 

INT21

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Here’s a concept: continuity
That grinding, unceasing promiscuity
As time marches on
and our good looks are gone
 

IamSundog

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Here’s a concept: continuity
That grinding, unceasing promiscuity
As time marches on
and our good looks are gone
We’re living it up on my annuity


My ass looks so great in these jeans
 

INT21

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My ass looks so great in these jeans
It's a pity I ate all those beans
if I loosen my belt
 

GNC

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My ass looks so great in these jeans
It's a pity I ate all those beans
if I loosen my belt
The snow you can melt
 

INT21

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My ass looks so great in these jeans
It's a pity I ate all those beans
if I loosen my belt
The snow you can melt
best avoid such unsanitary scenes.

The old ladies say 'Isn't he sweet'
 

INT21

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The old ladies say 'Isn't he sweet'
Old men say "He goes down a treat"
That's cannibalism!
If not SATANISM!
I'm just glad that we'll never meet.

But Lucifer, now there's a lad
 

INT21

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But Lucifer, now there's a lad
To think some say he was born bad
A delight to know?
the affection does grow
 

IamSundog

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But Lucifer, now there's a lad
To think some say he was born bad
A delight to know?
the affection does grow
Too bad he’s at odds with his Dad


Tigerhawk, in his pink leotard
 

GNC

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Tigerhawk, in his pink leotard
tries his best, although it is very hard
Tell me about it!
When you start to flout it
 

INT21

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Tigerhawk, in his pink leotard
tries his best, although it is very hard
Tell me about it!
When you start to flout it
it's so hard to hide all that lard.

So his meals now include lots of greens
 

INT21

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So his meals now include lots of greens
And we all know just what greens means
Just imagine the gas
 
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