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INT21

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So his meals now include lots of greens
And we all know just what greens means
Just imagine the gas
He will ferment and pass
It could lead to embarrassing scenes.

Well, I always claim 'it was the dog'.
 

GNC

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Well, I always claim 'it was the dog'.
When we're choked in malodorous fog
And your beloved pet
 

INT21

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Well, I always claim 'it was the dog'.
When we're choked in malodorous fog
And your beloved pet
needs to go see a vet
 

GNC

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Get your minds out of the gutter!
and slather your body with butter

Now you're all greased
 

INT21

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Get your minds out of the gutter!
and slather your body with butter
Now you're all greased
(From the waist down, at least)
Your friends will know that your a nutter.

If you're poor then you'll have to use lard
 

IamSundog

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If you're poor then you'll have to use lard
When stepping out with that Grenadier Guard
If he stands at attention
 

INT21

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If you're poor then you'll have to use lard
When stepping out with that Grenadier Guard
If he stands at attention
at the merest mention
 

GNC

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If you're poor then you'll have to use lard
When stepping out with that Grenadier Guard
If he stands at attention
at the merest mention
Of a lawyer who's just been disbarred.

***

My isolation suit has just been perfected
 

INT21

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Stockpiling for flu armageddon?
If so then don’t you be forgettin’
Stock piles of bog roll
bread, vodka and coal
 

GNC

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Stockpiling for flu armageddon?
If so then don’t you be forgettin’
Stock piles of bog roll
bread, vodka and coal
But they won't stop the virus from spreadin'.

***

I've devised something quite fab
While I've been a-toiling in the lab
 

IamSundog

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I've devised something quite fab
While I've been a-toiling in the lab
A virus that talks
Seductively walks
And, when you’re sloshed, calls you a cab


I’m having fun in quarantine
 
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