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GNC

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But for Hades the queues are much shorter
We have cut down the wait by a quarter
If the Inferno doth worry
 

IamSundog

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But for Hades the queues are much shorter
We have cut down the wait by a quarter
If the Inferno doth worry
Then repent! And best hurry!
 

Tigerhawk

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But for Hades the queues are much shorter
We have cut down the wait by a quarter
If the Inferno doth worry
Then repent! And best hurry!
Wash yourself in holy water!

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Repent! Repent and sin no more!
 

GNC

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Repent! Repent and sin no more!
And make my life a complete bore ?
You'll be pure as our souls
 

INT21

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Repent! Repent and sin no more!
And make my life a complete bore ?
You'll be pure as our souls
but my souls full of holes
 

IamSundog

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Repent! Repent and sin no more!
And make my life a complete bore ?
You'll be pure as our souls
but my souls full of holes
And my body is slumped on the floor


Wait, Gabriel! Don’t blow your horn!
 

GNC

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Wait, Gabriel! Don’t blow your horn!
give us at least one more morn
I'm sorry, we're cancelled
 

Tigerhawk

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Wait, Gabriel! Don’t blow your horn!
give us at least one more morn
I'm sorry, we're cancelled
For dancing tinselled
 

IamSundog

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Wait, Gabriel! Don’t blow your horn!
give us at least one more morn
I'm sorry, we're cancelled
For dancing tinselled
Just let me get rid of my porn

It’s eerily quiet in the street
 

feen5

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It’s eerily quiet in the street
Just perfect for us all to meet
And dance in the nude
quite tasteful not lewd
 

INT21

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t’s eerily quiet in the street
Just perfect for us all to meet
And dance in the nude
quite tasteful not lewd
bumping bosoms ? the new way to greet.

Now, with death always on the hofizon
 

INT21

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Now, with death always on the horizon
Somehow Tigerhawk can still keep it risin’
he's firm and upstanding
 

Tigerhawk

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Now, with death always on the horizon
Somehow Tigerhawk can still keep it risin’
he's firm and upstanding
With an understanding
 

INT21

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Now, with death always on the horizon
Somehow Tigerhawk can still keep it risin’
he's firm and upstanding
With an understanding
of things that he knows we relies on.

But does he know where the bog rolls are hidden ?
 

Tigerhawk

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But does he know where the bog rolls are hidden ?
I caught him digging round in the midden
I'm calling you bluff!
 

INT21

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But does he know where the bog rolls are hidden ?
I caught him digging round in the midden
I'm calling you bluff!
(one has to be tough)
 

Tigerhawk

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But does he know where the bog rolls are hidden ?
I caught him digging round in the midden
I'm calling you bluff!
(one has to be tough)
So, no, I won't come when bidden!

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For the love of Thor, wash your hands!
 

INT21

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For the love of Thor, wash your hands!
especially when in foreign lands
And handling...things
that add to your sins
 

escargot

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For the love of Thor, wash your hands!
especially when in foreign lands
And handling...things
that add to your sins
No matter WHAT Tigerhawk commands!

So let's all keep on sloshing the gel
 

GNC

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So let's all keep on sloshing the gel
does that include ky as well ?
Whatever keeps you happy
 

IamSundog

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So let's all keep on sloshing the gel
does that include ky as well ?
Whatever keeps you happy
And keeps clean your nappy
 
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