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GNC

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Love? In the time of cholera?!
Like the plot of a Romantic opera

With raunchy plot twists
As we bind your wrists
 

IamSundog

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Love? In the time of cholera?!
Like the plot of a Romantic opera

With raunchy plot twists
As we bind your wrists
And force you to listen - you’ll holler “Aaghh!!”

As our world collapses in ruin
 

feen5

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As our world collapses in ruin
Amidst all the coughin' and spewin'
There's love at first sight
Get lucky tonight
There's worse things that you could be doin'

The fate of the world is unknown
 

GNC

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The fate of the world is unknown
have the seeds of destruction been sown ?
It's all up in the air
 

INT21

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The fate of the world is unknown
have the seeds of destruction been sown ?
It's all up in the air
and I haven't a care
 

IamSundog

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The fate of the world is unknown
have the seeds of destruction been sown ?
It's all up in the air
and I haven't a care
I just hope our last chances aren’t blown

Chin up now! Let’s be optimistic!
 

Tigerhawk

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Chin up now! Let’s be optimistic!
Then, in turn, be pessimistic!
Or just don't watch the news
And tap dancing in twos
 

INT21

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Chin up now! Let’s be optimistic!
Then, in turn, be pessimistic!
Or just don't watch the news
And tap dancing in twos
but keep six feet apart ? unrealistic.

When I look to the future I see
 

GNC

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When I look to the future I see
The rise to power of the bumble bee
with the ants in control
And Phase IV on a roll
 

IamSundog

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When I look to the future I see
The rise to power of the bumble bee
with the ants in control
And Phase IV on a roll
And Forteans washed out to sea


Working at home for eight days
 

GNC

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Working at home for eight days
And finding only so many ways
To distract myself
playing croquet with my elf
And having sandwiches to graze.

***

In the name of all that is holy!
 

IamSundog

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In the name of all that is holy!
You call this thing guacamole?
It’s turgid and vile
And I've just spewed up bile
Try the recipe again - slowly

I don’t think that I’ll ever see
 
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