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GNC

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I don’t think that I’ll ever see
Anything that is as tawdry
As the state over there
 

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I don’t think that I’ll ever see
Anything that is as tawdry
As the state over there
With dishevelled hair
 

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I don’t think that I’ll ever see
Anything that is as tawdry
As the state over there
With dishevelled hair
From which all the rats seek to flee


While trying to unfasten my britches
 

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While trying to unfasten my britches
I am confronted by witches
Who all point and laugh
 

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Who all point and laugh
At Edith Piaf
 

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While trying to unfasten my britches
I am confronted by witches
Who all point and laugh
At Edith Piaf
(That’s the nickname I give to my “riches”)


I’ve given up smoking and drink
 

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While society is on the brink
 

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I’ve given up smoking and drink
While society is on the brink
I've gone all "heathy eating"
 

GNC

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I’ve given up smoking and drink
While society is on the brink
I've gone all "heathy eating"
And give up my seating
 

escargot

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I’ve given up smoking and drink
While society is on the brink
I've gone all "heathy eating"
And give up my seating
While I'm soaking my bum in the sink.

We were hoping there'd been a great hoax
 

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We were hoping there'd been a great hoax
When we all got the dry boaks
 

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We were hoping there'd been a great hoax
When we all got the dry boaks
But it's not Fake News
 

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We were hoping there'd been a great hoax
When we all got the dry boaks
But it's not Fake News
Time we all paid our dues
 

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We were hoping there'd been a great hoax
When we all got the dry boaks
But it's not Fake News
Time we all paid our dues
Nessie and Bigfoot are great blokes!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

As the Captain and Tennille said
 

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As the Captain and Tennille said
Muskrat love leaves a mess in your bed
 

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As the Captain and Tennille said
Muskrat love leaves a mess in your bed
Although lemmings and moles
 

GNC

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As the Captain and Tennille said
Muskrat love leaves a mess in your bed
Although lemmings and moles
Can sell your souls
 

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As the Captain and Tennille said
Muskrat love leaves a mess in your bed
Although lemmings and moles
Can sell your souls
And spread rumours after you're dead.

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Best keep to the straight and narrow
 

Tigerhawk

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Best keep to the straight and narrow
What, in this here red wheelbarrow?
 

GNC

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Best keep to the straight and narrow
What, in this here red wheelbarrow?
Please give us a push
 

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Best keep to the straight and narrow
What, in this here red wheelbarrow?
Please give us a push
And avoid the thorned bush
 

escargot

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Best keep to the straight and narrow
What, in this here red wheelbarrow?
Please give us a push
And avoid the thorned bush
Then lower me onto that marrow!

You'll never guess what I've made into soup
 

GNC

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You'll never guess what I've made into soup
Just stick your hand in and scoop
 

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You'll never guess what I've made into soup
Just stick your hand in and scoop
Plop it into your bowl
 

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]You'll never guess what I've made into soup
Just stick your hand in and scoop
Plop it into your bowl
It's good for the soul
 

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You'll never guess what I've made into soup
Just stick your hand in and scoop
Plop it into your bowl
It's good for the soul
Not those tulips, just starting to droop?

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It's the right time to take up home brewing
 

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It's the right time to take up home brewing
And very soon, you'll be stewing...
 

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It's the right time to take up home brewing
And very soon, you'll be stewing...
Then just rock on out
 

GNC

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It's the right time to take up home brewing
And very soon, you'll be stewing...
Then just rock on out
And vomit about
 
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