Limericks

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
It's the right time to take up home brewing
And very soon, you'll be stewing...
Then just rock on out
And vomit about
The carpet you'll be renewing!

====================================

These hours of endless pleasure
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
These hours of endless pleasure
Have a hidden cost difficult to measure
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
These hours of endless pleasure
Have a hidden cost difficult to measure
Pounds or kilograms?
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
29,905
Reaction score
32,921
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
These hours of endless pleasure
Have a hidden cost difficult to measure
Pounds or kilograms?
They are lurking in clams
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
These hours of endless pleasure
Have a hidden cost difficult to measure
Pounds or kilograms?
They are lurking in clams
You can catch them at your leisure.

==========================================

Whilst eating cannelloni
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
Whilst eating cannelloni
A gendarme rode up on a pony
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
30,441
Reaction score
16,724
Points
309
Whilst eating cannelloni
A gendarme rode up on a pony
Outraged at the syllables
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Whilst eating cannelloni
A gendarme rode up on a pony
Outraged at the syllables
And running of the bulls
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
Whilst eating cannelloni
A gendarme rode up on a pony
Outraged at the syllables
And running of the bulls
That trampled him without ceremony


I’m not wearing my underwear
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
I’m not wearing my underwear
That is the last straw, I do declare!
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,615
Reaction score
3,142
Points
154
Location
Skaro
I’m not wearing my underwear
That is the last straw, I do declare!
As a Southern Belle
 

Recycled1

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Jun 6, 2008
Messages
3,508
Reaction score
815
Points
129
I’m not wearing my underwear
That is the last straw, I do declare!
As a Southern Belle
And curvacious as well?
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,615
Reaction score
3,142
Points
154
Location
Skaro
I’m not wearing my underwear
That is the last straw, I do declare!
As a Southern Belle
And curvacious as well?
I won't have a moment to spare!

_____________________________________________________________

You call that social distancing?!
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
You call that social distancing?!
You standing there waving your piston thing?
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,615
Reaction score
3,142
Points
154
Location
Skaro
You call that social distancing?!
You standing there waving your piston thing?

You'll take someone's eye out!
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
30,441
Reaction score
16,724
Points
309
You call that social distancing?!
You standing there waving your piston thing?

You'll take someone's eye out!
And make us all cry out
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
You call that social distancing?!
You standing there waving your piston thing?

You'll take someone's eye out!
And make us all cry out
“Slow down! Or you’ll end up with wrist-in-sling!”


Hey baby sit down here beside me
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
30,441
Reaction score
16,724
Points
309
Hey baby sit down here beside me
In your PPE suit you look luvverly
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Hey baby sit down here beside me
In your PPE suit you look luvverly
"Social distancing"?
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Hey baby sit down here beside me
In your PPE suit you look luvverly
"Social distancing"?
No more "romancing"!
 

Recycled1

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Jun 6, 2008
Messages
3,508
Reaction score
815
Points
129
Hey baby sit down here beside me
In your PPE suit you look luvverly
"Social distancing"?
No more "romancing"!
I was hoping this outfit would hide me.

.........................................................

Has Boris gone into hiding?
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Has Boris gone into hiding?
In the shadows he is sliding
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
30,441
Reaction score
16,724
Points
309
Has Boris gone into hiding?
In the shadows he is sliding
That burqa he's wearing
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Has Boris gone into hiding?
In the shadows he is sliding
That burqa he's wearing
Boundaries he's tearing
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
Has Boris gone into hiding?
In the shadows he is sliding
That burqa he's wearing
Boundaries he's tearing
And his deepest secrets he’s confiding


My back itches! Please help me scratch it!
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
30,441
Reaction score
16,724
Points
309
My back itches! Please help me scratch it!
Wait! No! Put down that hatchet!
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
29,905
Reaction score
32,921
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
My back itches! Please help me scratch it!
Wait! No! Put down that hatchet!
Unless you're quite skilled
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,718
Reaction score
1,347
Points
184
My back itches! Please help me scratch it!
Wait! No! Put down that hatchet!
Unless you're quite skilled
I’d rather not be killed
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,138
Reaction score
3,296
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
My back itches! Please help me scratch it!
Wait! No! Put down that hatchet!
Unless you're quite skilled
I’d rather not be killed
Why are you dressed like Nurse Ratched?

=============================================

Here's your needle, just one small jab
 
Top